Give Bad Advice

[monk]

Find someone else.

I'm thirsty.

[Beau]

Don't drink anything. It will just want more.

I should be sleepy but I'm not.

[stpdo2]

eat lots of sugar, you'll sleep great after the sugar rush runs out

My air cleaner thing is making weird noises

[Beau]

Call an exorcist.

My car needs a windshield because it has a crack.

[elad12]

Just sell it and buy a car with a perfect windshield

My mother drives me crazy

[Miles]

Maybe you should start driving instead.

I need to make a decision about a thing.

[Rainbowmum]

Procrastinate .

I want a snow maker.

[elad12]

Fill a blender with ice, leave the lid off and hit puree

I'd like an all expensed paid trip up north

[Beau]

Since this is give bad advice then you shouldn't go.

Some day I want to go on a cruise! Maybe one of those gay cruises I've heard about?

[monk]

Just go cruising in Central Park.

I am really tired and grumpy.