Give Bad Advice

[Rainbowmum]

Join help line and take on others problems.

My golf game is improving what else can I do to make it better.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Release about a dozen gophers on the course.

I misplaced my lighter and want a smoke, what should I do?

[Counselor]

Lose the lighter, then you'll find the smoke.


I have to wait six days to file my tax return, but I don't want to wait that long...

[Blue]

File online - at a non secure site.

I don't want to have to sleep at all again until Sunday night.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Tough. Get some rest, you need it.. trust me you will need it big time come Sunday night....:biggrin:

I forgot what I was going to ask advice about....

[Blue]

Write yourself a note on a piece of kindling - you'll remember AFTER you light the fire in the morning.

I'm buzzed and falling asleep but want to PM some more. What should I do.

[Buffylo]

Phone call. Doable with your eyes closed while in bed. Lol


I need to sleep and get up early for the big flight.

[Miles]

Well you'll read this after it's too late, so just don't worry about it!

I need a release.

[monk]

Dial 911 and sing "Please Release Me".

I want Matt Damon to kidnap me.

[Beau]

Kidnap Jason Borne? You must be crazy!

I will need to get a new comforter for my bed soon.