Jump up and down while drinking lots of alcohol, remember to smoke one a week and to maintain a healthy lifestyle by keeping your tummy nice and lean, try sit ups, also use many lightbulbs and hair products, Dye your hair twice a week to maintain beauty and grace
I need a hobby
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Start collecting exotic sports cars.
I need to go to work tomorrow.
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Time travel back to today.
The husband unit is bitching about his broken leg, what do I do to stop him.
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Break his other leg, he will be more satisfied with a matching set.
We are supposed to have spaghetti for dinner, but I'm out of noodles, what should I substitute with?
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String cheese - one can should do it.
I just put a big dent in my friends car what should I tell him?
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SAY IT WAS GHOSTS!
I've gone and stains me trousers, I 'ave.
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If you smear dog poo all over them the stain will become invisible.
I need to bake something for a party at work.
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Go tot he butchers, plenty of baked good there...
My dogs are staring at me as I try to eat, what should I do?
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Put all your food in the blender and drink it instead of eating it.
My hair has horrible tangles in it every morning so how should I stop that from happening?
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Make dreadlocks
My ears are itching on the inside, what should I do?
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