Give Bad Advice

[Lalo]

A long, narrow knife blade will scratch that itch.

I have a scar on my face. How should I hide it?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Wear a bandana like an Old west bandit.

I'm confused

[Kat]

Ask me do a math problem for you.

I don't want to go to sleep how should I keep myself awake?

[Goodie]

Use a sharp pencil to keep your eyes open

I ripped my pants what should I do?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Staple gun.... Actually I have a couple pair of jeans with staples and Duct Tape as repairs. Latest fashion fro Paris I think....

My clock is broken, what medicine do I give it?

[Beau]

Don't. Just throw it out the window to see time fly.

An elephant just sat on my fence.

[monk]

Get him to sit on your gate so that it matches.

I want to adopt a duck-billed platypus.

[Beau]

Go for it!

I have never had a turtle as a pet and want to get one.

[monk]

Get mud-turtles, they're really friendly - not!

I think Elvis lives next door.

[Beau]

No. Elvis has left the building.

I want to eat another slice of pizza.