Give Bad Advice

[monk]

Cover yourself in shower-gel, stand naked in the garden and wait for rain.

I need more money.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Rob the Royal Treasury.


I need my knob polished:

[Lalo]

Apparently there's a service for that.



Who knew?

I want to run with a pack of wood elves, but my owner won't let me.

[Goodie]

Run with scissors then


I need to wake up my friend but im in a towel and shes across the block

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Go over and wake her up.


I wish I had a 'play mate' to occupy my mind amongst other things...

[Beau]

You do. One is named "Lefty" and the other is named "Righty". Be careful though. The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

[Rainbowmum]

Use your feet to spy on them.

Not keen on cleaning out the kitty litter.

[Lalo]

Get a dog that eats cat poop!




Seriously though...




I grossed myself out with the cat poop video and now feel sick to my stomach.

[ChrisD]

No sympathy, you found it in the first place

My foot is cramping what should I do?

[monk]

Wait until the other one cramps and you'll have a matching set!

I don't like dieting.