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03-14-2013, 11:35 AM

Try a pair of pliers.

I ought to eat, but can't be bothered.

03-14-2013, 06:00 PM

Hmm sorry I have this same condition and I have no idea how to fix it.

The asphalters are here (Finally) and they are all wearing shirts - how can I convince them the work is much to hot for shirt wearing?

03-14-2013, 06:13 PM

Offer them some iced tea - slip some ecstasy into their drinks and wait 20 minutes. Their shirts will be off in no time.

I'm almost out of toilet paper! What should I do???????

trywait · (Edited 03-15-2013, 03:17 AM by trywait.)

use a hose!

i have a sore shoulder

03-15-2013, 03:15 AM

Give massage with Happy Ending to shoulder, sore no mo.

My van ran out of oil and is making a demonic dijeridoo noise...

03-15-2013, 03:24 AM

Smack it against the wall .

I also have also have a sweet tooth ,what to do?

03-15-2013, 03:36 AM

Coat it with lemons.

My pants are getting snug, but I don't want to buy bigger ones.

03-15-2013, 10:45 AM

Let 'em split!

I want someone to do the housework.

03-15-2013, 11:04 AM

OK but Mr beans going to do it
I want a king size bed

03-15-2013, 01:37 PM

Find a small king.

I need to stand up.

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