Give Bad Advice

[monk]

Here ya go



and don't call me Hammer!

I think I need therapy!

[Lalo]

Just post your questions and concerns here at the GS forum. It's cheaper than therapy and a lot more fun.

I want to pickle my own ham for Easter.

[elad12]

Soak it overnight in vinegar

I'm afraid to cut my dogs black toenails

[Rainbowmum]

Grind them off instead.

I need a new ladder.

[Lalo]

Make one yourself out of pencils and duct tape.

I want an earth-sheltered house.

[Miles]

Tie some twigs together with shoelaces.

For Ninja Lalo: Dig one into the ground with your bare...paws.

I can't find my fingernail clippers.

[Counselor]

Have the dog chew your nails off.

My toes are developing callous in the most unattractive places...

[trywait]

amputate the legs

i have snot up my nose

[Rainbowmum]

Shove some pepper up there.

Abby needs clipping,

[monk]

Just cover her with Immac.

I need a calorie-count list.