Give Bad Advice

[Lalo]

Stop wondering and write your own book. (Hmm...that is actually kind of "good" advice.)

<Surrogate for trywait> I'm procrastinating my paper and presentation

[Counselor]

Try concrastinating and see if anything happens.

My nephew is behaving like a toddler.

[trywait]

put a leash on him.

i got new car tires

[Counselor]

Slash them yourself, don't give anyone the satisfaction!

I have lots of clothes packing to do.

[partisan]

pack yourself last.

I need a cigarette?

[trywait]

buy an e-cig

I have to do a race tomorrow

[ToddYoung]

Lose.

I'm finding it hard to finish the novel I'm working on.

[partisan]

Copy from the ending of a Mills&boon classic

Its raining cats and dogs

[trywait]

hide the mice

im tired

[Miles]

Come back to the chat room and unwind wiff meeeee

I don't have any idea what I'm doing.