Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

Keep doing it with renewed vigour

I need a wash

[Rainbowmum]

Roll in some mud.

I need a coffee

[partisan]

Eat raw coffee beans and wash it down with goats milk

my shower door doesnt close properly?

[Lalo]

Invite me over. I'll hold it while you shower. Ahem..um ...the shower door. I'll... um...hold the shower door. :biggrin:

My boss won't leave me alone to get my work done and she is always interrupting me.

[ardus]

Slap the shit out of her and then stomp her while she is down.


My car won't start.


Richard

[trywait]

push it down a hill

I don't know what to do for dinner

[Rainbowmum]

Kidnap Gordon Ramsay and make him cook.

I am due for my allergy shots.

[elad12]

Might as we'll get 10 of them and you won't have to go back for awhile (if ever)

I'm out of laundry soap

[trywait]

wash ur clothes by the river by hand and use a rock to beat it

my dog needs his summer coat

[Rainbowmum]

Put him in a wind tunnel.

I need to go into town to get some more nails.