Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Go to London, I understand there is the Piccadilly Circus in town.

There are weeds in my garden and I'm just too tired to pull them, any creative ways on how to get the weeds out of my garden?

[elad12]

Use Roundup

I need a new lid for my septic tank

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Use coffin lids - I just learned you have access, and once the family leaves the gravesite, who is going to know if the coffin was buried with a lid or or not?

I bruised the ball of my foot and can't walk on it, what should I do?

[trywait]

bruise the other ball of your foot

I want ice cream

[partisan]

Sit near a busy mum in the park, when the ice cream van comes along, and all the kids crowd around mum, tugging at her shirt sleeves and asking for mr softys, join in and ask, if the mother screams, make her aware of how you have a hand grenade in your pocket and that you love strawberry whips.

My thumb aches from texting too much!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Slam it in a car door (the thumb).

My tummy is upset (I feel like I could hurl).

[partisan]

^I done did that already, or rather my childhood friends dad did it for me, my thumb went black and almost fell off, so good advice sir, I shall avoid it

Rub your tummy and pat your head (optional)

Got a headache.

[oneofcuriousity]

Play extremely loud heavy metal music

My Ass is really sore can't sit down

[partisan]

Suspend yourself on a complicated series of rope and pulleys, create a network of web-designs throughout your home, and live like this, never have to sit down

i need a wee

[Lalo]

Just let it go, wherever you are. In fact, do that from now on and see if you can start a new trend.

I need to get more sleep.