Give Bad Advice

[ardus]

Rob a bank.

Chow's not here yet and it's time to eat

Richard

[trialbyerror]

Chow, who's surname is mein has been delayed, by peeking duck, so you slay and cook up the elf instead. :frown:

Problem with that is, you piss off the unsanitary uber-dungeon lord who's name shall not be mentioned and lives in Mordor, what's been waiting for the elf, and he's send his orcs to get you instead. :biggrin:

I plant a tree

Trial by error

[ChrisD]

Be sure to plant some poison ivy around it, it will look lovely.

I need some brilliant, inspirational ideas. Where should I look?

[trialbyerror]

Good morning Chris
Some suggestions
1) Pop off to the library and research from I. Tried's compilation of failed business ideas

2) Go to the next "pride" spectacle. there you will find a plethora of brilliant ways to make an utter idiot of yourself :mad:

3) Look inward... Search your soul... the very depths of your being and discover ways to prance naked through fields of poison ivy without.... :biggrin:

I need a fence to sit on

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[ChrisD]

Good morning Chris
Some suggestions
1) Pop off to the library and research from I. Tried's compilation of failed business ideas

2) Go to the next "pride" spectacle. there you will find a plethora of brilliant ways to make an utter idiot of yourself :mad:

3) Look inward... Search your soul... the very depths of your being and discover ways to prance naked through fields of poison ivy without.... :biggrin:

I need a fence to sit on

Trial by error

I shall try all of these, good sir....well, maybe not #3.

As far as a fence, there should be plenty in your area- find one, it doesn't matter if it is yours- and sit until your bones hurt, as my mother would say. Just make sure it isn't topped with barbed wire or electrified.

[trialbyerror]

Ducks
Sitting on a fence?
With my poor aching webbed feet..

Gotcha! LOL :biggrin: :biggrin:

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[Miles]

Now that you got him, let him go :p

Oh balls I need to get my rent money to the roommate but he's been abducted by aliens!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[trialbyerror]

So you dial up the men in black, hand them your rent, to pass on to your mate.

They locate the aliens, but get mildly ticked off by all the cock-roaches being dropped off, and vaporise them, then disapear without trace with your money.

They do however leave you with a note. It says:-

A fool and money are soon parted....

I keep forgetting to buy a new toothbrush...

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[partisan]

When you do remember, buy 100 new toothbrushes, you will never have this problem again


A seagull pooped on my window (not very nice considering....)

[ardus]

Get some viagra and go on a twelve hour wank fest.

My bed is empty tonight.

Richard