Give Bad Advice

[Spades]

Unchain one of your sex slaves to do it.

I have a headache.

[VileKyle]

Hit your head on the wall until you pass out.

I have food stuck in my teeth.

[Miles]

Pull out the teeth, scrape off the food, and put the teeth back in place again

I need to think of something good to say to someone somewhere about something at some point in time.

[trialbyerror]

Me Me Me Me Me Me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I'm so offended by your problem I can't even give any advice - good bad or indifferent.

Horrific Sir, absolutely horrific.

The duck above me doesn't have a problem, what shall I do?

[trialbyerror]

Me Me Me Me Me Me

[Miles]

You You You You You You

Quack quack quack quack quack quuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! D=

[trialbyerror]

See
that cheered you up! and only 1 word!
(gives vigourous shake of tail)
Gosh! I'm soooo good:biggrin:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

E I E I O

I need a new master - how shall I go about getting one?

[trialbyerror]

Beg the turtle
He'll punish you slowly

I need to court a new slave..