Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Ride a horse bareback with no clothes on.

(Yeah see this is the advice thread, not the gifting thread sooooooo.....)

My fingers are stiff and sore this morning.....

[Miles]

Try wrapping them around trywait's bone. It'll stretch them out and take care of cramps

I need to get back in sync with that motherfucker!

[trialbyerror]

you'll be needing far more than fingers for his bone

A sight that all would want to see, you syncopating Ravells Bollero on Trywait's bone :biggrin:

I need to pack for off to farm I be, for 4 days to come no signal be

[Rainbowmum]

Buy new clothes instead.

I really need to move one of the vehicles registration over to another two months but do not want to lose the money.

[trywait]

sell the vehicle! no more registration worries

I don't know what to do today

[trialbyerror]

Fly Daffy duck airline to the farm

I'll cuddle and feed you lot's 'an lot's of South African sausage with white sauce :biggrin:

I need to find a chicken :biggrin:

[partisan]

Go to the other side of the road, a chicken just crossed over

I need a hot mug of tea delivered to my hand.

[trialbyerror]

Ask a zombi...

Look after your hand....

I need to get off this device, I'm getting glared at

[Miles]

Start quacking viciously, it'll buy you some more time.

The ghost of Frank Zappa keeps farting in my bed

[partisan]

Kill him

I lost 9 more marbles today.