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[trialbyerror]

California has two seasons Hot and Dry and Warm and Wet - Well this part of California. We fail to get those brilliant colors that the Eastern USA gets. Trust me its fall here - I have been doing my daily rakey, rakey with the M***F*** G*d D**** rake every day... Its just dull brown leaves not the brilliant reds, oranges, yellows

It is currently 8:43, which is the correct time, Check Big Ben the next time your out walking around. South Africa is close to London, right?

Speaking of Clocks, the Granfather Clock at my boss's house has gained three minutes in the past 5 months - how to I reset that clock? If it helps, I wind the thing every week.

Oh dang...

Yes, SA is close to London, I don't walk I fly (ducks do that), but big-ben ?

Nope, its 05:59 and as I've never been late for work, thats the correct time

Let the clock stop, wait 3 min, then yank the chain. Repeat every 5 months...Simple

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Um there is one flaw in that advise. How will I know when three minutes have passed if the clock isn't going?

[trialbyerror]

Um there is one flaw in that advise. How will I know when three minutes have passed if the clock isn't going?

Big ben ?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Elves have no wings - you may be thinking of fairies. They have wings - sorta like ducks more a bit more transparent. So its not like I can fly to Londontown to watch Big Ben tick off three minutes or something.

There are a ton of leaves on my driveway and I just don't have the energy to blow them today.. advice?

[southbiochem]

Throw gasoline and set those bitches on fire....

I need to stop self-loathing tendencies

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Find someone else to loath.

I stumbled and fell down the steps this morning - now my right side (lower rib cage) is all turning purple and hurting a tad... Suggestions?

[trialbyerror]

Elves have no wings - you may be thinking of fairies. They have wings - sorta like ducks more a bit more transparent. So its not like I can fly to Londontown to watch Big Ben tick off three minutes or something.

There are a ton of leaves on my driveway and I just don't have the energy to blow them today.. advice?

You blow leaves? You silly nincomepoop

No wonder you have no sex life



For heaven's sake, SOMEBODY get over there and help the poor guy

[southbiochem]

Find someone else to loath.

I stumbled and fell down the steps this morning - now my right side (lower rib cage) is all turning purple and hurting a tad... Suggestions?

grab a hammer and break your fingers one by one..that should take your mind off hurting ribs..

but in all seriousness, cold compress, anti-inflamatories (g'old Ibuprofen or better yet, Nefersil if you can get any) and make sure you didn't brake a rib..

Duckie needs to start playin gthis games correctly, how do I make him?

[trialbyerror]

Sorry guys,
I'ts happened again.
I come back to a thread to find several posts above the one I replied to the first time.
I have mentioned yhis, anbody know why this happens?
I'ts only on my tab, and not my desktop at work.

Bow, sorry you fell, that whole thing was not there when I clocked in on the thread, seriously, I hope you OK? please let us know.
Take it easy... Please

[Bowyn Aerrow]

It only hurts when I breath - LOL I'm using cold and heat and took pills for pain. Silly me, trying to do stuff before I have my coffee.

I don't know why - its technomancy, perhaps you need to kill a chicken or something to get the Dark Magics working right?

My roommate is late for work....