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[Bowyn Aerrow]

Try driving your truck over or through it... IDK....

I'm 2 posts shy of ten thousand - should I self delete my account now?

[trialbyerror]

Yes, then come back as "the Elvin kink"

I'm having a dof day I need to wake up,

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Drink more coffee.

I just woke up a wee late, my stabilizers are offline, my inertial dampeners are offline, and I'm only boosting on half my thrusters. Coffee isn't fixing these issues this morning..... Suggestions?

[southbiochem]

Go, operate a crane or any other heavy machinery.

I'm in a potential gonna-drink-booz-till-I-pass-out mindset...but I never have and I don't want to start now

[Bowyn Aerrow]

DO meth instead... Don't want you becoming an alcoholic.

I need to wash whites today but am out of bleach - Oh trust me I need bleach for the old man's underthings.... Ew....

[southbiochem]

burn them instead and tell him he needs to buy new ones..

(in all seriousness, put them in a pot and boil them in water with detergent...works just as good in cleasing and sterilization...ewwwww, btw...that's what moms did back in the day with fabric diapers, cause bleach was too aggressive to children skin...right?)

I want to cook corn pie but I don't have any raisins..

[trialbyerror]

Use your nuts instead :eek:

I got a big issue

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Honestly it ain't that big sweety.

:biggrin:

I'm already exhausted I have several hours of stuff left to do...

[partis]

Stuff it all under the bed... including any people who happen to be in your way

I need a light and no matches left

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Rub two sticks together until you get flame.
Works best if one is a strike anywhere match.

I need to pee but my roommate is hogging the bathroom.