Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

Your cellphone or ipad etc disinfects perfectly when immersed in rapidly boiling water for 7 minutes.

Test that out by dropping the phone in a toilet.



I don't know what I want.

[Ammon]

Marry a girl to know what you want..

I want to be able to read minds...

[CellarDweller]

Oh, for fun reading, go to an insane asylum.

I really should be in bed.

[cftxp]

Go outside in the winter and sleep naked, it might be a little frozen but you'll probably have the best sleep of your remaining life!

I want to create a living replica of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[trialbyerror]

Time travel back 200 000 000 years, and your lover carries a club....

I need to buy a new lover.......

[CellarDweller]

Any street corner will do, the more willing for less money, the better.


I need to get to sleep earlier today.

[nullnaught]

Please drink and drive and mix lots of heavy drugs together and last but not least become my internet friend.

[trialbyerror]

But I can't give you any bad advice...

Where's your wanna do thingie...

Huh

Huh

Huh

From Celler....
Any street corner will do, the more willing for less money, the better.

You be the second dude that told me to "buy" schnookies

I wanna know why so many people are telling me to buy schnookies

[CellarDweller]

You be the second dude that told me to "buy" schnookies

I wanna know why so many people are telling me to buy schnookies

because you can. spend your entire retirement account on it!

I really should go get dressed for work.

[trialbyerror]

Don't You'll be the star attraction

I need to do some pop-rivitting tonight