Give Bad Advice

[Miles]

LOL

Look through random women's purses looking for tampons.

Perhaps trying women you know, in situations where you're likely to get caught, this has always worked for me

[Bhp91126]

Perhaps trying women you know, in situations where you're likely to get caught, this has always worked for me

Remember to also steal their packages of "the Pill". It will help you not getting pregnant and avoid getting infected with STDs.

[East]

Next time you make sushi...use raw chicken...it is delicious

[CellarDweller]

eating beans and then going out in public to cropdust is fun!

[BlueStar]

Have sex with all doors, windows and curtains open especially in a very narrow street where everybody is a stalker.

[Gideon]

Who needs condoms? It'll feel sooo much better without

[CellarDweller]

walk up to random people and just slap them. It's fun!

[BlueStar]

Or hug them without mentioning it's free hugs campaign.

[CellarDweller]

Looking to add excitement to a friendship? Sleep with their partner.

[Gideon]

Those pesky traffic lights? They're only a conspiracy by the government to make sure you're late to work. Run that bad boy and let those OTHER people yield.