Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

what about your question?

I need to go grocery shopping

[BlueStar]

Wish for a black lotus from Cellar, for fun.

[trywait]

it's two statements....go truffle hunting.

I just want to stay in bed

[CellarDweller]

then tie yourself to the bed.

I feel tired but don't want to go to bed.

[trywait]

lie on the sofa instead.

I get spooked easily.

[CellarDweller]

go to a haunted house....you'll cure yourself of that.


I want chocolate.

[Bhp91126]

Hershey's is the best

I'm hungry, but I try not to eat after 8 pm

[CellarDweller]

Turn the clock back until it says "7:30"

I should be in bed, but I'm not.

[trywait]

come over then.

I don't like football except for the tight pants

[Bhp91126]

You should tell that to football players. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

I should be working