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find something else to focus on

im craving a vanilla latte
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Sprinkle instant coffee over some vanilla ice cream. Eat it imagining you are drinking a hot latte. It feels the same!

I'm nervous and I don't know why...
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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Prepare to do a skydive.

I'm worried about someone.
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Next time he/she is about to get run over, don't warn them. They won't worry you anymore after that

I find most of my anger today is well justified but it doesn't do me any good regardless so I need to tone it down
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Think of the situation that you are angry about and keep thinking about it until you become apoplectic with rage.

Waiting for my shift to start and someone REALLY annoying has walked in to the canteen and won't stop trying to make small talk with me.
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Ask them a really personal question question.

Should I get up and shower now or stay in bed for an extra half an hour?
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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Get in the shower then get straight back into bed, without drying yourself. Comfy!

There are two of them now and they are both cackling and talking over each other at a really high volume.
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Start singing 'Jenny From The Block' quite loudly and out of tune.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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*waits for [MENTION=23058]IanSaysHi[/MENTION] 's problem*
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Oops...

My problem is forgetfulness
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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