Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

sleep with ac/dc playing next time

I want some cake

[Cridders88]

Eat 10 jacket potatoes and see if you still want cake.

I am sat in a freezing cold car waiting for my flatmate to finish her Opticians appointment.

[Insertnamehere]

Set the car on fire

My fan is only returning warm air to me.

[AlfredM]

Fart at your fan and see if it catches fire.

I'm nervous about something.

[Insertnamehere]

Keep thinking about it 24/7 until it consumes your every thought and you can no longer sleep or function.

I'm indifferent and that pisses off people sometimes

[trywait]

and here I thought u said u was different than the norm.

I want ice cream

[Insertnamehere]

Everyone else says it, not me.

Freeze some milk. Same thing, right?


I could use some chocolate

[Cridders88]

Eat sweetners instead.

I have people coming around soon but I have yet to get out of bed.

[Anocxu]

Invite the people into your bed..
Duh!

I'm at the airport on a two hour delay... surrounded by hot guys.

[Insertnamehere]

Go on with serial raping.

I have about 6 hours of work left