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MisterTinkles Wrote:Bitch, yo pussy need a TicTac!!!!


OMFG!!!!!
I think I hurt myself laughing so hard!!!

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Shit Black Moms Say....
Uh, yeah....white ones say a lot of that too!!!!

Ghetto Crayons.....
Why hadnt somebody thought of that before?

Yes Tinks, your Pussy needs a Tic Tac, cause ain't no man gonna wanna do a Drive by on no stank ass pussy...wash it out hunni!

And yeah...no...not like Black Mamas! The white one's are so far and few between. You ever had to pick a Switch? You ever got yelled at in public and given lyks(Smacks)?

White Mom's always ask their kids stuff, Black Mom's beat your ass when you ask and don't take kindly to the whole "Moooooom, I haaate You, leave me aloooonne!!!!" Thing. Say that and your ass will be left alone, alone with your ass hurting for weeks from that belting!

It's just a cultural thing I suppose. I remember a White Mom looked amazed when a Black Mom's kids were obedient and polite, when hers were whiney and loud...know why? Cause dat black momma just got through beaten dat ass! Sometimes we get it, just to make sure we get it lol.

And yes, They teach you all ta wrong dings in school...everyone knows it's "You gonna learn what a Long Dick looks like Tonight Teal" duh!
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Sylph Wrote:And yeah...no...not like Black Mamas! The white one's are so far and few between. You ever had to pick a Switch? You ever got yelled at in public and given lyks(Smacks)?

White Mom's always ask their kids stuff, Black Mom's beat your ass when you ask and don't take kindly to the whole "Moooooom, I haaate You, leave me aloooonne!!!!" Thing. Say that and your ass will be left alone, alone with your ass hurting for weeks from that belting!

It's just a cultural thing I suppose. I remember a White Mom looked amazed when a Black Mom's kids were obedient and polite, when hers were whiney and loud...know why? Cause dat black momma just got through beaten dat ass! Sometimes we get it, just to make sure we get it

I recognized a lot of "black moms" in "white moms," too, however that was mostly in Texas (where I believe Tinks is from), especially rednecks. My BFF is a black woman born and raised in South LA and we're different enough to be interesting and stimulating to each other (though thanks the gods...in a matter of speaking...that I spent a few months as a runaway in Houston or I'd have had a hard time understanding some of the things she talked about growing up with), but at the same time our backgrounds were so similar. For example, her inner city neighborhood and my small town Bible Belt community both held higher education deeply suspicious and it was no great shame to drop out of school (and both her inner city and my small town had a lot of poverty), and mothers in both places will not only smack her own kids, she'll smack YOUR kids if they give her any lip.

Both communities were Christian and homophobic while also having a lot of vice and violent upbringings, and just as she's witnessed South LA parties get wild and raided but at the same time they might have lookouts who speak with personal radios while I've seen something similar at a wild keg party in a pasture, this being a dry county where it was illegal to sell alcohol at all as the keg party did by charging all people a dollar to be admitted and pay for the kegs, and it got raided by deputies but most got away because of lookouts on the barn who saw the deputies coming down the pasture, and many used CBs, too.

And even where they're different they were still the same, like her community and mine had a lot of racial antipathies, but the races that were SOL were different. And beyond that I think the differences were mostly cosmetic.

However, those East Texas rednecks I think of would be extremely unlikely to come to your island (even if they had the money, which most don't) so you wouldn't see them. You probably get more suburban and sophisticated urban crowds (who tend to be white) and they would be pretty much as you see them, so I understand why you see white people as you do, as those are the white people you're most likely to see there.
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Perhaps this is why little boys and girls don't often play together...:tongue:
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Finally, I was able to find this again!


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Sylph Wrote:Yes Tinks, your Pussy needs a Tic Tac, cause ain't no man gonna wanna do a Drive by on no stank ass pussy...wash it out hunni!

And yeah...no...not like Black Mamas! The white one's are so far and few between. You ever had to pick a Switch? You ever got yelled at in public and given lyks(Smacks)?

White Mom's always ask their kids stuff, Black Mom's beat your ass when you ask and don't take kindly to the whole "Moooooom, I haaate You, leave me aloooonne!!!!" Thing. Say that and your ass will be left alone, alone with your ass hurting for weeks from that belting!

It's just a cultural thing I suppose. I remember a White Mom looked amazed when a Black Mom's kids were obedient and polite, when hers were whiney and loud...know why? Cause dat black momma just got through beaten dat ass! Sometimes we get it, just to make sure we get it lol.

And yes, They teach you all ta wrong dings in school...everyone knows it's "You gonna learn what a Long Dick looks like Tonight Teal" duh!
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Oh PUHLEEZE bitch!!!! Apparently you aint NEVAH been to "The South"!!!

Ive had to pick switches before... and not only that, I was told that if I picked a SMALL one I would be beat twice as long with it!!!!

My momma didnt care if she screamed at you in public, as long as it made HER look good and YOU look stupid.

If you iz still smellin rank assed, ghetto skank pussy, then I suggest you go get a vinegar and bleach douche and wash out yo MOUTH!!! HUUUUUNNNNNNI !!!! Cause thats the ONLY stank around these parts!!!!!!

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MisterTinkles Wrote:Oh PUHLEEZE bitch!!!! Apparently you aint NEVAH been to "The South"!!!

Ive had to pick switches before... and not only that, I was told that if I picked a SMALL one I would be beat twice as long with it!!!!

My momma didnt care if she screamed at you in public, as long as it made HER look good and YOU look stupid.

If you iz still smellin rank assed, ghetto skank pussy, then I suggest you go get a vinegar and bleach douche and wash out yo MOUTH!!! HUUUUUNNNNNNI !!!! Cause thats the ONLY stank around these parts!!!!!!

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You're lucky, cause I woulda beat your Country ass pussy from Your precious America to Tiwan and tied a ribbon around your neck and sold your ass to them pimps out there, so be lucky all you got was a double dose of switchin hunni!

Trust me Babes, ain't nuffin stank about me boo boos. All dings Fresh up inna dis gay, dreadlocked havin body, I'll have you know hun.

Clearly, you dun lost your smell along with your senses, cause clearly you ain't smelt the bullSHIT flying out ya mouth and the fact that you ain't poured no Bleach, Fabuloso, or Incrediloso up in that bitch!

Gurl please do not try to come for me up in this bitch, cause I will knock you bitch so hard, you'll feel it 2 seconds in the future and 4 times in the past! Check ya self before ya wreck ya self babes!

Anywho, don't you got a stank ass pussy that need a Tic Tac, Mint and Mouthwash? Get to it Sis.

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Sylph Wrote:……………………………………

Super Bitch Mode...Activated

You're lucky, cause I woulda beat your Country ass pussy from Your precious America to Tiwan and tied a ribbon around your neck and sold your ass to them pimps out there, so be lucky all you got was a double dose of switchin hunni!

Trust me Babes, ain't nuffin stank about me boo boos. All dings Fresh up inna dis gay, dreadlocked havin body, I'll have you know hun.

Clearly, you dun lost your smell along with your senses, cause clearly you ain't smelt the bullSHIT flying out ya mouth and the fact that you ain't poured no Bleach, Fabuloso, or Incrediloso up in that bitch!

Gurl please do not try to come for me up in this bitch, cause I will knock you bitch so hard, you'll feel it 2 seconds in the future and 4 times in the past! Check ya self before ya wreck ya self babes!

Anywho, don't you got a stank ass pussy that need a Tic Tac, Mint and Mouthwash? Get to it Sis.

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Hunni, you been shovin your face into WAY too many Japanese bushes...YOUR nose dun burned up from all them Wasabi fumes!!!! Po lil bitch, caint smell her own green skanky pussy, scarin all duh birds out dah sky and making dah fishes die!!!

Nassy old Queen wannabe!! Thank u is "all that" AND a bag of chips! I gots news fo you HUNNNI.......the bags is unda yo eyes and the chips is in yo drawers!!!! Well, the news man dun be tellin it on mountain high....that Nassy old Queen wannabe Sylph done past her prime comin out dah playpen and crawlin on dah flo! Aint good fo nuthin now but scrubbin toilets and sniffin bush.

An you couldnt beat an egg without a instruction book, much less raise yo nassy, nail chewed hand to me!!! And dont get me started on that Raggedy Ann wig you dyed black and call it "dreds". It might be "dreds" alright, cause people in public DRED it when you come out with that nappy dead thang on yo head!!!

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MisterTinkles Wrote:Hunni, you been shovin your face into WAY too many Japanese bushes...YOUR nose dun burned up from all them Wasabi fumes!!!! Po lil bitch, caint smell her own green skanky pussy, scarin all duh birds out dah sky and making dah fishes die!!!

Nassy old Queen wannabe!! Thank u is "all that" AND a bag of chips! I gots news fo you HUNNNI.......the bags is unda yo eyes and the chips is in yo drawers!!!! Well, the news man dun be tellin it on mountain high....that Nassy old Queen wannabe Sylph done past her prime comin out dah playpen and crawlin on dah flo! Aint good fo nuthin now but scrubbin toilets and sniffin bush.

An you couldnt beat an egg without a instruction book, much less raise yo nassy, nail chewed hand to me!!! And dont get me started on that Raggedy Ann wig you dyed black and call it "dreds". It might be "dreds" alright, cause people in public DRED it when you come out with that nappy dead thang on yo head!!!

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Bitch Please, eat my fucking ass and get glad , cause you know my fucking Locs give life to all lesser bitches such as yourself, get in line ma'am, school has started!

Atleast I ain't no Old ass Queen trynna get back in da game, no boo, leave it for us young Queens, we got dis hunni.

Your old ass Crown is almost dust, so better admire that shit while it hasn't crumbled, cause it's looking 2 seconds over due gurl.

You just jealous of my Young ass Pussy, while yours is all old and retired. Buy a Coffin Sis! All those Japanese Men could never EVER handle a Carribean Queen such as myself, so unless your high off the noxious fumes from Hugh Jackman's Tit sweat, I in no reality will ever smell Japanese Bush, get that shit correct ma'am.

You trynna act like a Bad Bitch, when all you really is is a Brokedown Bitch trynna get a Boost off my Fresh ass Pussy! Well no Sis, keep your retired brokedown Pussy out of the game, cause ain't nobody here for it.

Actin like a Basic ass Bitch, it's no wonder you like all dem Cats, cause you can't keep a mother fuckin man! Nasty Stank ass Kitty Litter Pussy smellin ass! Upgrade hunni, get up on my high as fuck level, cause bitch you just on level 1.

And another thing. If you gonna come for me, prepare to get Violated like a Papsmear hunni, cause I do and will go there!

This is war Puss!

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