"you don't look gay to me"

[MisterTinkles]

Friend 1 -- "Sally just told me you're gay! We can still be friends as long as you dont hit on me"

Friend 2 -- "Thats ok, we all know youre an asshole douchebag, but as long as you dont touch me, Im ok with you too"

[VileKyle]

On the flip side of this, I got a good laugh when my boyfriend recently told me he liked me because I acted so masculine. Then I gave him the "Tool Time grunt" to affirm it. I'd love to hear what the general public would think of that one. Yes, I do act as "manly" as "them."