How are you today?

[sox-and-the-city]

Hee hee i loves revenge plans, i do. Making dinner tonight is gonna be funfunfun

She's now made a cup of hot chocolate. Leaving cocoa powder ALL OVER THE FLOOR I MOPPED YESTERDAY!! So. Pissed. Off.

Now when you say not all that hungry, do yu really mean 'determined to stick to january diet in spite of the fact it's like minus 3 outside?' Cos if so I'll be shocked and disappointed that i didn't think of that first...

Well there's plenty more where that came from (hooray for the morrison's bargain bin!!) if you get too excited you could always go make yourself some

xxx

[Woolfe]

LOL it's so ingrained I can't even tell the difference - mind over matter and all. XD

Haha woop woop for Morrisons bargain bin!

Urgh, why don't you just throw her out the window or kick her in the eye or something?

Ky xx

[sox-and-the-city]

I hears ya. Though this year i'm going for a slight variation on the cavegirl diet. Best of both worlds and all that.

I'd like to declare that there is nothing in life more satisfying than that first cup of tea poured from a brand new teapot. It's a beautiful beautiful creation and the black tea and mango infusion i'm drinking is simply sublime. *looks away into the distance dreamily*

The only reason i don't push her out the window is that it's a two storey drop onto a concrete floor and she'd probably die. I'm pretty sure you'll agree i wouldn't do very well in prison. If when i next post i've been in the news you'll know why though, there's only so long i can resist the temptation to find something she's deathly allergic to and put it in her dinner. Along with shards of glass covered in salty bleach.

On the plus side, yummy cup of teamile:mile:

xxx

[joseph]

i am going on the metro by my self tomorrowmile:

[Woolfe]

LOL Nick!

Teapots & murder in one said same breath... how very middle english of you!

*Midsomer Murders Theme Plays In Background*

No, my dear, I shouldn't exect you'd do well in prison... unless you kill enough people to be tried for War Crimes, I'm told the Hague cells are like a hotel.

Hrrm, once again I've been up since a godless hour, but having cleared the next few days piles of paperwork, at least I'm now working on an altogether more interesting and enjoyable P.R. project, and bonus being I'm friendly with the person the project's for, so it's not an altogether thankless task either. XD

Da good times, they's a'comin mon.

Ky xxx

[marshlander]

i am going on the metro by my self tomorrowmile:

Congratulations, Joseph. Don't fall asleep on the train!

[Australia]

People stink. I go to work and everyone there has horrible B.O or hasn't wiped their ass properly. Each day I battle through makes me even more disgusted at my own species. I read about a massive disaster where 1000 people died in the newspaper and think to myself, there goes at least 7 or 8 good people. The world is full of fucking retards and if it was a few thousand years ago most of them would be dead before age 15.

I hope that gives you an idea of how my day has been so far.

[Smurlos]

People stink. I go to work and everyone there has horrible B.O or hasn't wiped their ass properly. Each day I battle through makes me even more disgusted at my own species. I read about a massive disaster where 1000 people died in the newspaper and think to myself, there goes at least 7 or 8 good people. The world is full of fucking retards and if it was a few thousand years ago most of them would be dead before age 15.

I hope that gives you an idea of how my day has been so far.

Ummmm you'll be pleased to know I shower daily... mile:
But yikes *offers a hug?*

I've been AWOL for a month... this is what working in a bowling alley over xmas does to you!! However, I did have a job interview on Monday so *fingers crossed*!!!! It's a 9-5 job too YAY!!!!

Hope everyone's been well *group hug* and HAPPY 2009 :biggrin:

[sox-and-the-city]

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: SMURLOS IS BACK :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:



Hows you been??

I knows both of your pain. Hopes your day gets better Australia

Today i'm mostly feelin the after effects of what i've now realised was £40 of booze in the pub just on me, not including the bottle of wine i had before i went out. Maybe i should look into that whole moderation thing old people are always going on about...

On a COMPLETE tangent, Misomer Murders get their ideas from ME. You've got to admit, tea and murder IS an exciting and stimulating combination. Like spending Christmas eve watching CSI. Just to get into the festive mood, you know??

[joseph]

hello. i went on the metro today just bym myself. i got on the rihte one and then until my stop! and i saw it and get off . and walked to my work. i was very happy about it .mile: