Vending Machine

[VileKyle]

You get Bruce Willice.

I insert bacon.

[trialbyerror]

You get half a breakfast

I insert a rottweiler puppy

[partisan]

You get a rottweiler adult dog that is very "turned on" by your leg.

I insert Woody Allen

[VileKyle]

You get Allen's woody.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

[partisan]

^ thanks

You get new hopes and new dreams.

I insert lance henrikson

[Lalo]

You get one messed up android!


I insert Sigourney Weaver.

[Miles]

You get a random assortment of aliens, gorillas, and blue people

I insert a beat up Sony Vaio laptop that likes to freeze and crash randomly.

[Lalo]

You get a relatively new HP Convertible Tablet! Unfortunately, it has been loaded with top secret information from the NSA and you are now a wanted man on the run for your life! (Psst...quick...come to Albuquerque. I'll hide you! )

I insert an appendage.

[VileKyle]

(Psst...quick...come to Albuquerque. I'll hide you! ).

Agreed. We'll both take care of Miles here in Abq!

And Lalo, you get the other missing body parts.

I insert an idea.

[partisan]

You get a bad idea, it involves plastic cutlery, your microwave, 3 pounds of cheese and a bald guy

I insert pauly shore