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Vending Machine
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I gift you a used tissue!
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To the person below I gift a pressed rose <3
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Jovial Wrote:eeeeeeewwwwwww!

I gift you a used tissue!
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To the person below I gift a pressed rose <3



You got your games mixed up hunneee!


I insert a chicken bone
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MisterTinkles Wrote:You got your games mixed up hunneee!


I insert a chicken bone

Thank Gawd! Im not the only senile poepall on GS....Rofl
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MisterTinkles Wrote:You got your games mixed up hunneee!


I insert a chicken bone

Not the first time an certainly not the last I’m sure :/

You get a large cock Wink

I insert oj, water, Tylenol, and Buckley's
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I get one hell of a drink



I insert an instruction manual
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You get
1) Hold totie in right hand, not too tightly.
2) Lift hand without letting toti slip out
3) lower hand
4) Repeat steps 3 & 4 several times.

NOTE:-
Vary speed as per your discretion
Too fast my cause injury
Lubrication will reduce friction and related injury
A better result can be obtained at slower speeds.

I insert a very sleepy hansome, alpha-male stud muffin...Wavey
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You get couch potato in return



I insert William Shatner
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you get a kick in the groin

I insert a wooden horse
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you get a river of Trojan blood

I insert iron ore
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You get back heavy metal


I insert Obama
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