Vending Machine

[Jovial]

eeeeeeewwwwwww!

I gift you a used tissue!
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To the person below I gift a pressed rose <3

[MisterTinkles]

eeeeeeewwwwwww!

I gift you a used tissue!
________

To the person below I gift a pressed rose <3

You got your games mixed up hunneee!


I insert a chicken bone

[trialbyerror]

You got your games mixed up hunneee!


I insert a chicken bone

Thank Gawd! Im not the only senile poepall on GS....

[Jovial]

You got your games mixed up hunneee!


I insert a chicken bone

Not the first time an certainly not the last I’m sure :/

You get a large cock

I insert oj, water, Tylenol, and Buckley's

[MisterTinkles]

I get one hell of a drink



I insert an instruction manual

[trialbyerror]

You get
1) Hold totie in right hand, not too tightly.
2) Lift hand without letting toti slip out
3) lower hand
4) Repeat steps 3 & 4 several times.

NOTE:-
Vary speed as per your discretion
Too fast my cause injury
Lubrication will reduce friction and related injury
A better result can be obtained at slower speeds.

I insert a very sleepy hansome, alpha-male stud muffin...

[MisterTinkles]

You get couch potato in return



I insert William Shatner

[Jovial]

you get a kick in the groin

I insert a wooden horse

[southbiochem]

you get a river of Trojan blood

I insert iron ore

[MisterTinkles]

You get back heavy metal


I insert Obama