Pet Peeves......what REALLY ticks you off?

[MisterTinkles]

How literal. Thank you.

I can make you any kind of cookies you want!!!

Im a Wade groupie!!!

[Sylph]

When Men talk to me as if though I know a fuck about Cars,Bikes,Tits,Pussy,Tools,Football,or gross bodily functions like farting...

I clearly am into none of those things and know very little to nothing of them...Socket Wrench? What the fuck?

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People who pretend they don't hear you when you point something out to them. Ohh that grates on my nerves so bad, my ancestral line all have seizures of fury!

Guy tried to take his preteen daughter in the men's room, so I'm like "Sir she's too old" and he looked at me and kept on, so I got out my seat and was like "Sir, you ain't heard me? I said she's too bladdey well old, now she can either wait outside for you, or she goes in the girls room and you wait for her, mkay?"

He paled even further than his already pale self and told his daughter to wait.

I swear, guys think just cause we're guys we won't call each other on something, but no Sis, this is not the case with me. My female co-worker is the same way.

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Little and older girls for that matter, who fling their hair all over the place. Keep that shit out my face bitch! Like, it's not cute. And that little "flip" thingie white people(or people with naturally straight hair) tend to do...yeah, stop that, it's so extra....

I have medium long dreads and can easily do it, but it don't really serve a purpose...take your hand and sweep it back.

And especially don't do it around people who are eating...I nearly flipped my dreaded wig!

(Not talking about anyone directly btw, just generally.)

[VileKyle]

Comic Sans used outside of comic books. Actually, any font used where it shouldn't be seen is bad. Comic Sans just happens to be the one misused most often. Yes, I've caught the font snob curse of my profession.

[Sylph]

People who tell me how to act or think. No Sis, I will do whatever the Gay Dreadlocks I feel like and say exactly what the hell I mean to!

That doesn't make me rude or insensitive, but just being me. I can be nice and say what's on my mind too...

My life is too short to put up with lolly-gagging, bald-headed ass games...

Got no time for Toe Nail biting,Pubic hair munching,Shit talking people and their bullshit. Dead Ass.

[Vigilias]

Incorrect use of the apostrophe.

Mixing up "Two", "To" and "Too".

"You was", "We was", "They was"

"I seen", "You seen"

"I done it", "You done it".

And particularly irksome, ending a sentence with "Innit".

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Jus' recklez how people use fonts and words, innit.

[Spellbound]

Staff in shops who sneeze into their hands and carry on serving you... I've even seen that in the pharmacy when they're giving drugs to sick people!:mad:

[partisan]

People, people who get it wrong all the time, people who talk but never listen. people who have two brain cells that are arguing with each other. people who think 2 + 2 = 5. People who are forever stupid with no hope of rehabilitation.

[Chas]

I hate grammar Nazi's on dating sites!!!!!!!!!!!

I really hate people who drive in Swindon too!!

I had one guy on an app who said good grammar was sexy. I corrected his mistakes in his profile and he asked me on a date of which I declined.

[Vigilias]

People who tell me how to act or think. No Sis, I will do whatever the Gay Dreadlocks I feel like and say exactly what the hell I mean to!

That doesn't make me rude or insensitive, but just being me. I can be nice and say what's on my mind too...

My life is too short to put up with lolly-gagging, bald-headed ass games...

Got no time for Toe Nail biting,Pubic hair munching,Shit talking people and their bullshit. Dead Ass.

LOL Please don't stop, you're wonderfully entertaining!