08-04-2013, 04:21 AM
Don't cower away from this wretched old hag!
Screw her!
Next time she attacks you verbally,
give it right back to her!
Given her age,
her threats are just that.. threats!
You could knock her brittle ass with one breath.
And the police are probably familiar with her antics
from previous tenants
who've occupied your apartment before.
You have every right to live in that apartment,
as you've spent too much time
and effort to settle down where you live now,
for some dried up cunt to scare you away
like a clansman to a slave!
My question is,
why is she going out of her way to bother you?
Oh ya,
because she's dusty,
bitter,
and decrepit.
Bitch is probably jealous that you're getting dick,
and she hasn't seen one in 4 decades.
(Assuming she's a Christian)
Buy her a crucifix-Jesus vibrator
(they exist!),
and leave it in front of her door
in the gayest looking wrapped up gifted box
you can put together!
If you want to get creative,
pair it up with a pack of Depends.
Screw her!
Next time she attacks you verbally,
give it right back to her!
Given her age,
her threats are just that.. threats!
You could knock her brittle ass with one breath.
And the police are probably familiar with her antics
from previous tenants
who've occupied your apartment before.
You have every right to live in that apartment,
as you've spent too much time
and effort to settle down where you live now,
for some dried up cunt to scare you away
like a clansman to a slave!
My question is,
why is she going out of her way to bother you?
Oh ya,
because she's dusty,
bitter,
and decrepit.
Bitch is probably jealous that you're getting dick,
and she hasn't seen one in 4 decades.
(Assuming she's a Christian)
Buy her a crucifix-Jesus vibrator
(they exist!),
and leave it in front of her door
in the gayest looking wrapped up gifted box
you can put together!
If you want to get creative,
pair it up with a pack of Depends.