Is he gay.....REALLY? -- Stereotypes

[Sylph]

sweety = I go to the gym building my muscles and there's no way I would get between my girl with the dreads and that last slice of pizza = I know when ive met my match

Well so long as you know dis, cause gurl pray to whatever deity you need to that that last slice is not a meatlovers, cause gurl I would summon the wrath of Zeus and toss you out the window if you reach for that pizza.

Shoots, don't let my slender frame fool you, involve food and it's a wrap.

That reminds me of when I went to Black Horse Tavern with a friend of mine and she had ordered some lobster right... I was like oh gurl, ya lobsta is--

And it was too late to dive out of the way as I realized what was gonna happen, as she literally pushed me out of the way of the server since we were sitting side by side and dug into that lobster like it was some good dick and I was like

and she goes "Love ya Odi, but a bitch gotta eat" and I was like "Just don't spray meeeeeeeee!!!" lol

...

Her Elbow nearly knocked me flat out in the fray lol.

With me meanwhile eating my Sexy Grilled Cheese Burger with Chips and Pink Lemonade to swath down my throat... Omg the memories lol.

and one of her friends she bought along was like lol

... Good times....


So yes Matticus, stay out of your ace gurls Dread space when the food arrives... there's no guarantee... of your safety lol.

[Eros]

Ok, so I have this friend who is in his 40's. You would NEVER guess him to be "gay" in any sense of the word.

His house is always dirty.
His laundry hamper is his bedroom floor.
He has NO fashion sense.
He wears wrinkled clothes.
He wears dirty shirts.
His shoes are falling apart, but he continues to wear them.
He cant cook.
He cant bake.
He despises shopping and malls.
He is VERY uncoordinated in everything.
He is a violent driver.
He has no patience for anything.
He eats meat and bread and candy (thats about all he ever eats, even though he is diabetic).
He drinks sodas and booze, nothing else.

You'd never ever guess him to be a gay guy, unless you are with him at the dick dancer bars. He LOVES dick dancers, and shoving money in their undies.

He is SO anti-gay stereotype.

The funny thing about him is, he is SO unorganized and dirty at home, but he is a germaphobe out in public!!! He wont touch door handles with his hands, he uses his shirt tails to open doors. Yet his front door handle is all sticky and grungy.


Do you have any anti gay stereotype friends?

My room is always clean
I hate to see shit on my floor, so it's flawless
I love fashion goddamnit
I wear the same clothes (like a different shirt for every day) but I just try to use them randomly xD.
I hate dirty clothing. ew
Well, I couldn't care less about my shoes right now... so xD
Melovescooking
Melovesbaking
I love shopping goddamnit.
Oh, I'm fucking goofy, but try to stay classy lmao.
I will nevah drive... evaah!, it freaks me out :c
I'm very pacient in everything exept texts and phone calls and that kinda ish
I hate meat, candy, but luv bread
Drinking Soda hurts :c

I guess I'm kinda the stereotype? xD

[mbennet35]

When I came out to my friends they were all shocked they said they couldn't believe that I was gay.

[MisterTinkles]

Oh Matticus Sweetie, don't be ashamed of who you are darlin.

You just need a good boo to give you de hook up .

Not everyone is the same hunni,

As for me, shoots, I can't even tell you the names of any bladdey tools or sports teams or what car is what if it don't got the name brand on it, or what engine does what to who and where this and that goes.

I'll leave that to you Men... cause us gurls have got more important things to do, like our hair...shit ask me to style your Dreads and I'm there gurl.



But be prepared to fight over dat Pizza hunni, cause I will fuck a bitch up over some food lol, don't get in my way, lest you find yourself in the ER with me muchin down on that Garlic Bread Sis.

This gurl gotta eat too enuh.

Hunni....you dun be so lite in da loafahs, you be done floatin on dah watah!
You SO gay sis, when u walks down da roads, glittah and spahkuls choke all da passuhs by!!

[MisterTinkles]

When I came out to my friends they were all shocked they said they couldn't believe that I was gay.

[Sylph]

Hunni....you dun be so lite in da loafahs, you be done floatin on dah watah!
You SO gay sis, when u walks down da roads, glittah and spahkuls choke all da passuhs by!!

Um, gurl, de loafah is wha ya spos to clean ya self wif.. wha ya chopsin bout?

but serz charge gurl, I does spread sparkles and glittahs to all dem lessa bitches under my rainbow lovely..

For when de Queen Abund, drop ta ya knees and climb forf in to my blessed ass pussy!

[Matt]

Ok. Well. I may be partial to it.
My house is lived in. Not immaculate but not slovenly either
My laundry basket overflows onto the bedroom floor.
I can cook. Just choose not to.
I can bake. I'd just eat the tray of brownies myself.
I despise shopping and the people at malls. Unless I need some retail therapy I'm a get in. Get what I need and gtfo.
I am generally uncoordinated in everything.
I am an aggressive driver.
I have no patience for stupid
I eat almost anything. Except tomato, peppers, plume, peaches, nectarines and usually kiwi.
I drink coffee, water, Red Bull (the new blue is awesome) and iced tea occasionally some beer or vodka.

My friends (and some still) don't believe I'm gay. For 2 years my fraternity brothers thought it was an excuse why I couldn't get pussy.

Oh. My car is usually a mess. Too many jobs and not enough time to clean it.

Does that make me the stereotype. Oh. And I love sports.

[EvenOlderButWiser]

Dick dancing?

I have this picture in my mind right now, that you don't wana know about PMSL...

Anyway, to the OP, its dangerous to stereotype. Period.

I once was sure a co-worker was gay, from his mannerisms, the way he talked, the whole works. Screaming queen just about described him.

Imagine my shock when he turned up to the company Christmas party with his WIFE. My GADAR collapsed out of shock!

Stereotyping is just another way of discriminating, we all do it to a degree, but do it at your own risk.

ObW
X

[princealbertofb]

My room is always clean
I hate to see shit on my floor, so it's flawless
I love fashion goddamnit
I wear the same clothes (like a different shirt for every day) but I just try to use them randomly xD.
I hate dirty clothing. ew
Well, I couldn't care less about my shoes right now... so xD
Melovescooking
Melovesbaking
I love shopping goddamnit.
Oh, I'm fucking goofy, but try to stay classy lmao.
I will nevah drive... evaah!, it freaks me out :c
I'm very pacient in everything exept texts and phone calls and that kinda ish
I hate meat, candy, but luv bread
Drinking Soda hurts :c

I guess I'm kinda the stereotype? xD

Sebastian, as long as it's not FLOORLESS.... haha.

[Jason74]

I don't think many gay men are the stereotyppical gay!

I mean we are all the way that we are and I don't think being gay has anything to do with anything.

I mean back in the 70's it seemed like all gay men had mustaches and you could somehow tell that they were gay but I don't think that is the case these days and plus I honestly don't think anyone really cares in the first place. People are themselves and they just happen to be gay.

I am gay and I used to like dance music when I first came out and I listened to it all the time, now I listen to it once in awhile and mostly when I am skiing cause it pumps me up. I don't go to gay bars, I don't go to gay parades, I don't admit to the entire world on a daily basis that I am gay and when I do tell people that I am gay they think I am joking with them.

So whocares how anyone acts just because they are gay! Its pointless!