Sylph Wrote:Hell, if anything, Lesbian porn might be the more real variety of Porn, shoot.
2 guys roll up, look at each other, say like 2 words and start barebacking squeaky clean like if they was born to screw and make no mess other than for one to somehow pull out just in time to friggin squirt his seminal fluid in the eye of the other one...
oh yeah, that happens everyday.
I personally find THAT Hilarious... chooks....
-.-
And while I'm here,
I especially hate those "straight" ones, they are serious so dumb
2 guys walk in and the "Straight" one looks more like a Fem than I do and shooooot the horrible "straight guy talk" he tries to pull off.
"Yeah man, my team is better than yours!"
Mean while I'm like "Bitch you know you gonna get de dick, who you trynna fool in this?"
and the otherguy drops his pants and releases his "python" which is more like a garder snake and proceeds to be like "Yo, suck this dick man" and the other "straight guy" is like "oh dude, I don't do that, I don't know"
Meanwhile 5 seconds later his going to town on that dick like it was a merry-go-round, rotating on that thing and throwing his hands in the air with joy... like what the fuck?
And then he somehow takes over and rides the dick like he was a professional equestrian competitor...shoot.
Um like, ... well shit, that didn't last long did it?
If anything, Gay porn is the most unbelievable and hilarious stuff going since Friday episodes of Oprah...
and don't even get me started on real straight porn... omg -.-
... you know what let's just all be glad we have lesbian porn please.
This is primarily why I hate porn, all the fakeness, so don't hate on Lesbian porn when it's probably the most real kind -.-
Get a clue gurl, grip reality by the horns and ride that bitch.