Hell Brew of Trouble:
Ingredients:
Handful of posioned entrails
1 toad (that has been under a stone for a month)
Three drops Sweltered Venom
1 fillet of fenny snake
1 eye of newt (Gingrich eye will NOT work)
1 toe of frog (lefties work better than righties)
1 cup wool of Bat
1 Tongue of Dog
1 Adders fork
1 blindworm's Sting
1 Lizard Leg (hind legs are better than forelegs)
1 owlet's wing
1 scale of Dragon
1 tooth of wolf (not a fang, oh no just a tooth - fangs are bad)
1 Witch's mummy
1 ravened shark
Root of Hemlock (three should do the trick)
1 liver of a blaspheming Jew (that should be easy to find)
A gall of a goat
And slips of Yew (3-6, to taste)
1 Turkish Nose
1 Tartar's lips
1 finger of birth birth strangled babe (keep the umbilical cord around the neck for added potency)
1 Tiger's chaudron
Baboon blood (for cooling purposes)
Best when done after your brindled cat has mewed three times.
First bring your cauldron to a roiling boil, then add poisoned entrails, toad and sweltered venom. bring to a Boil and boil (doubt boil) the pot.
Then add fellet of fenny snake, boil and bake - add eye of newet, toe of frog, wool of bat and tonuge of dog, adders fork and blind worm's sting, lizards leg and owlets wind.
Boil and boil (double boil).
Add scale of Dragon, tooth of world, witch's mummer (maw and gulf), shark, hemlock, liver, gall, yew, nose, lips and strangled babe (note babe is best if ditched delivered by a drab).
Cook intil mixture is the consistency of thick gruel.
Then add tigers chaudron and double boil until chaudron is fully cooked.
Cool it all with Baboons blood.
Serves up hell to about 25 people...
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