I Hate Christmas........BUT.........

[MisterTinkles]

Also plz don't god bless me, I might melt.

They BLESSED ME!!!!
OOOOHHHH IM MEEEELLLLLTING!!!!
What a world!!! What a world!!!!

[matty7]

if you post that poem and post a disclaimer first then go for it - how bad can it be ?

[MisterTinkles]

if you post that poem and post a disclaimer first then go for it - how bad can it be ?

Believe me, I will get some "hate mail" over it.
Its very "southern"......

[Rosie]

Christmas to me is an excuse to spend every waking moment for an entire month creating the perfect handmade gifts for my loved ones. Singing carols, decorating cookies with my inlaws, and making sure that my nieces can appreciate the simple things in life (such as handmade gifts). We never had a lot of money when I was growing up so my parents had to use their creativity to make it special, and it always was. It's my favorite time of the year!

[mbennet35]

Some Christmas Cheer

[MisterTinkles]

Some Christmas Cheer

DAYUM!!!!

That fat assed bastard in red never left ME anything like that!!!!!

[southbiochem]

A Christmas Poem
By: Joshular

Plastic makes me want to vomit.
Christmas trees make me want to vomit.
Lots n lots of people about make me want to vomit.
Getting wasted makes me want to vomit.
Getting free stuff is nice tho.
CHRISTMAS~

I hope you all liked it :3

Plastic just makes me think about my country's foreign oil-dependence status T.T

Xmas trees makes me think about gasoline, a lighter and then joy as I watch it burn..

Lots n lots of people about make me want to sit in a corner and cry. I don't do well with crowds..

Getting wasted.....never done it so far

Getting free stuff....good I guess but I'd rather not get them

God bless us everyone

Oh, thank you, now I'm on fire...

Is it just me or unwanted blessings should be considered some form of abuse and made illegal?

[MisterTinkles]

Xmas trees makes me think about gasoline, a lighter and then joy as I watch it burn..

Lots n lots of people about make me want to sit in a corner and cry. I don't do well with crowds..


Getting free stuff....good I guess but I'd rather not get them


Is it just me or unwanted blessings should be considered some form of abuse and made illegal?

I would combine the first two......
throw gas on a crowd of people and sit and watch them burn.

FREE stuff is always good!!! I can sell it on Ebay and make some cash.

Unwanted blessings are harassment and should be reported to the local "Im gonna beat you shitless" organization.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

When was Tiny Tim hung? And for what crime? God Capital Punishment Sucks in the UK - they still hang people...

[MisterTinkles]

When was Tiny Tim hung? And for what crime? God Capital Punishment Sucks in the UK - they still hang people...

I know thousands of them over HERE that need public hanging!!!
There's SOMETHING to be said for old world ways!