What Did You Learn Today?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I learned that I'm a bit more flexible than I thought today. I accidentally slipped in the shower and discovered that I am a lot more limber than I thought, so much so that had my mouth been open, instead of being slapped in my face by my own junk I would have graduated to an all new high (or low) in my sexual experiences... I'm really uncertain how to feel about that new found ability.... Potential to go weird at any moment.

On a more serious note I think I may have damaged my shoulder and my lower back is currently complaining.... From what I can see in the mirror I'm getting a pretty bruise on the left shoulder blade...

So I figure come Sunday (which is when the funeral will take place) when I'm hobbling around and people asked what happen i have the potential to make that funeral a whole hella lot funnier....

[Ekwarph]

I learned that some songs never get old.

Lou Reed :'(

[mbennet35]

I learned today that of a member here disappears for a few weeks no one notices

[Bowyn Aerrow]

No people notice, but they figure its wisest to not comment on it because none of us read ALL the posts and at one time or another we have asked and felt a little stupid that it was all talked about in a thread.

[MisterTinkles]

I learned that I'm a bit more flexible than I thought today. I accidentally slipped in the shower and discovered that I am a lot more limber than I thought, so much so that had my mouth been open, instead of being slapped in my face by my own junk I would have graduated to an all new high (or low) in my sexual experiences... I'm really uncertain how to feel about that new found ability.... Potential to go weird at any moment.

On a more serious note I think I may have damaged my shoulder and my lower back is currently complaining.... From what I can see in the mirror I'm getting a pretty bruise on the left shoulder blade...

So I figure come Sunday (which is when the funeral will take place) when I'm hobbling around and people asked what happen i have the potential to make that funeral a whole hella lot funnier....

"ACCIDENT".............yeah, uh huh, riiiiiggggghhhhhht!!

Knew you were desperate..............didnt know HOW desperate! LMAO

Gawd, now we are going to constantly hear about how awesome it is for him to slap himself in the face with his own junk!!!!!!

[Sylph]

I learned today that of a member here disappears for a few weeks no one notices

In my own defence, I am one of those people who tend to fall off GS sometimes, so I know other people must too.

Like lord forbid I miss a day and jesus,mary and joseph all have a sis cow and commit suicide.

It's okay bennie that sometimes you're gone for a bit and people may or may not notice, some people are just not as forward or involved as you'd like them to be.

Don't take offence boo :hugs-and-kisses-smi

[Sylph]

I learned today;

That sometimes, if the food tastes funny from the get go, don't finish it off unless you have no shame for the after effects, cause gurl!

#BathroomDrama

[mbennet35]

Well I wasn't taking about myself

[Festino]

I learned how sweet is revenge now that the guy i used to have a crush on is jealous of me having a boyfriend. Feel good!

[findingmyway]

I learned that I need to stop wallowing in my own problems, because some people have real problems. Beyoncé helped me with this lesson. For example, did you know that it took her 45 minutes to get all dressed up and she ain't even gonna make it to this club?