Gay Wet Dreams. Familiar?

[CellarDweller]

I can't remember the last time I had a wet dream. I do still wake with morning wood on a regular basis. Nice reminder that everything is still in working condition. LOL

[YoungNHappy]

lol! Yeah, nice to know it is all still ticking away well, even if it does make using the toilet in the morn tricky. lol

[swalter]

Sometimes, I'll be fucking someone in a dream, and I'll wake up with a hard-on, dry humping the mattress. I had wet dreams frequently in my early adolescence, between 12-14, then it tapered off. I think I was about 16 or 17 the last time I had one.

[Cuddly]

I was told/heard/read somewhere that the morning wood was actually caused by the need to pee, not arousal.
there goes that theory.

[Chimpy]

I read that testosterone is naturally at its highest at the end of the night, and that's what causes them.

[trialbyerror]

lol! Yeah, nice to know it is all still ticking away well, even if it does make using the toilet in the morn tricky. lol

Hi YoungNhappy

Boy! did you eva get that right....

Who the bloody hell invented toilets anyway? some pre-Elizabethen woman with a huge grudge on men?

Thank heaven's I'm done with trying to pee upside down... Butt on the cistern head on the floor...:eek: These days I just slowly dribble down my leg.....All day.... mile:

My revenge is I never put the loo seat down

Oh crap, off topic....

[Charon]

I suppose another logical question apropos of this topic is....what do you do after waking and find that you've sprung a woodie or your woodie has sprung a leak? I'm 70 and have wet dreams with some frequency but, lately, they're work related. I'm catherized and a pump and artificial stroker is shucking me down but I have both hands free so I'm writing a monograph on the Effects Of An Ellipsoid Orbit on a Minimal Gravity Field.... which is sex free but...I'm getting off, big time on Lower Basin Street. And then I wake up and quickly gather up my production and.....well, no point in letting good protein go to waste.

[partis]

I suppose another logical question apropos of this topic is....what do you do after waking and find that you've sprung a woodie or your woodie has sprung a leak?

Sprung… A… Leak! (what is logical about this)

Thanks for letting me know what i have to look forward to Charon, that is terrifying! :p

[CellarDweller]

I was told/heard/read somewhere that the morning wood was actually caused by the need to pee, not arousal.
there goes that theory.

Not true. I pee before I go to bed, and often don't pee until two hours or more after waking up. So the morning wood is not related to a need to pee.

[CellarDweller]

I suppose another logical question apropos of this topic is....what do you do after waking and find that you've sprung a woodie or your woodie has sprung a leak?

I would guess, change the sheets.