Boyfriend's too big, much too big!

[David3K]

Lol. You better start practicing.

[Jake]

That's news.. I've never thought shooting or dribbling has something to do with size. :O

It's not an official statement Mamza it's just general observations

[Lambert]

I had an EX who was big too, and I never bottomed it was too much :S

[Edward]

I remember the only guy I had with big penis..... I did bottom, but it was quite painful. I never repeated it. As for you - talk to him. He should understand.

[Anocxu]

You should be glad you're not in prison and you still have a choice,... Just saying.,......

[Beaux]

Time for a classic....this "Craigslist rant" is from 2006. Still an 'oldie but a goodie', hahaha:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/172601243.html

Rant: My giant dick

Where to begin? I hate my giant dick. I haven't always hated it, mind you, just for the last, oh, 17 years or so.

I loved my dick when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces regularly and just couldn't wait to share it with some of my female classmates. At 14 I was starting to get just a little concerned as I then had a 9 inch member. It was great, but I was hoping for no further growth. No such luck. By the time I was 16 or 17, the growth finally ended. Unfortunately, not before I had reached my freakish proportions.

It's 12 inches long. It's about as big around as one of those tall cans of Coors Light (horrible beer, by the way). It doesn’t help that I’m a shower, not a grower. When flaccid it’s still 9 inches. In high school I picked up nicknames like cackyderm (creative), kickstand, and “the plunger.” I was smart, funny, athletic, and well liked, though, so the kidding was not mean spirited. I know that some awkward big dicked guys must go through much worse in high school.

Now, I’m sure some guys are thinking that this doesn’t sound like a problem and they wouldn’t mind swinging a stick like this around. Trust me, it sucks. To understand what it’s like to live with a giant dick you have to throw out everything you know about normal life. I love sports and athletic activities. Unfortunately, my dick loves this too and celebrates by flopping around like a frog on a frying pan. An extra large heavy-duty athletic supporter is an absolute must. Go without, and I could end up with a black eye. Of course, by the time I get everything stuffed into the supporter I look like I’ve crammed a grapefruit down my shorts in case I need a snack at half time. If the supporter fails, my dick will fly out of there like the spring snakes in one of those novelty cans of mixed nuts. I hope there aren’t any kids watching the game. I really enjoy swimming, but water + swim trunks = cling = gasps. My next house will have a pool and a tall fence.

How about non-athletic activities like, say, walking down the street? First off, boxers are out. No one wants to see that coming toward them. Even briefs only do a marginal job of keeping everything from swinging around. All new clothes must be tried on to see if they pass my dick visibility test (DVT). Jeans fail. Many slacks fail. Most shorts fail. Need to sit on the toilet? Hold on to snakey or he’s going swimming.

Fine, but it’s gotta rock in the sack, right? Wrong. Don’t get me wrong, it gets hard as a rock and stays that way, but finding someone able to work with it has been difficult. I’m a nice, attractive, and successful guy so I have met a lot of women who wanted to get down with me. That is, until they see my dick. My first time was when I was 18 with a friend’s older sister (23). The look on her face when she saw it erect was one of surprise, incredulity, and fear. To her credit, she was willing to give it a go, but it would only go so far. Guys, you know how great it feels to pound away “balls deep”? I don’t. I have yet to find a woman who can take it all. A lot of women have simply said, “Forget it” once they see it. Last month I met a really nice woman who followed me back to my place from a Belltown bar. We got close and it was getting hot until ol’ dicky came out. The look on her face was one of actual horror (you know, eyes bulged, hand over a gaping mouth). Without saying a word, she bolted up, grabbed her clothes, and was out the door. You’d think it had five dragon heads at the end (it doesn’t, by the way). How about a nice blowjob? Maybe if there were a bunch of female versions of Steve Tyler out there I’d actually be able to get one. That leaves few options. I’ve gotten very good at going down and handjobs are about all that works with most ladies. Given the crap shoot of reactions from new partners, masturbation has been my best option overall.

I know things could be worse. I’m 6’2” and 220 pounds, so at least it doesn’t look like an actual third leg like it would if I were 5’1”. It’s also not bent, doesn’t just get to half mast, or have any of the other physical problems a dick can have. But it’s a damn hassle every day. I’d give my left nut to give up 4 inches and some girth.

To those guys who wish they had a massive dick instead of their average or below average one, I say enjoy what you have. Things could be worse: your wish could come true.

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Now why the hell did you have to delete your account!?! I am by no means a "little" guy (I am 6'4", 185 lbs, and built proportionately....I am just a little over 9 inches). I used to have a friends-with-benefits relationship with a guy who's dick is ~ 11 and 1/4 inches.....and THICK.
In all honestly, when I first saw it I was strangely fascinated.....Scared of it, but fascinated lol.
It took a while, but once he got me loosened up....well, how did you put it? Yea, Balls Deep.

If you hadn't deleted your account, I would have felt compelled (since you have never been able to enjoy a full, long-stroking fu*k) to let you give it a go. How bad could one more inch be? Lolz

[AlfredM]

I don't think the craiglist rant was his. And he deleted his account cause of some stalker if I'm not mistaken.

[rich]

Those CL Best Of posts are pretty good pieces of creative writing. I really can't take any of them seriously. :bigrrin:

[supasyd]

Am I the only person who gets off on the pain of being ripped open by a giant? XD

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Am I the only person who gets off on the pain of being ripped open by a giant? XD

Um, erm... Well......

That isn't my particular cup of tea - I prefer coffee you see...

However I understand that there are a lot of people in the world who fantasize about such a situation. So you may not be alone.