Charts to determine your sexual orientation

[Virge]

gentility can be enchanting... thank God for the balance of your candor and wit.
now simmer down while I digest the last 24 hours of you.

ugh... I hate it when people tell me to simmer down, slow down or be patient....
LOL...

[Virge]

Bottom makes a great verb, but when applied as a label can get really charged for some, yes. So can I spank your bottom?

Catch me being bad and you can. LOL.