11-07-2014, 05:40 AM
I saw one of my ex boyfriends at the shopping centre today. The guy is absolutely gorgeous, masculine and sexy, I can't even begin to describe how gorgeous he is - perfect from head to toe AND amazing in bed. I was petrified and ran away as soon as I saw him.
I can't possibly imagine why he even bothered to look at me, let alone fuck me. But I guess that's how men work: when they're really horny, any hole will do.
So I decided to post something on GS about my exes. I have no grudge whatsoever and this is not a revenge thread - I repeat, this is not a revenge thread - even though most of them were complete dorks.
I'm to going to mention just a few of them, believe me this is just the tip of the iceberg:
1. The warlock
This is the guy I mentioned in the title and he really was heavily into black magic. His house looked like a museum, filled with religious artifacts (and guess what? No crucifixes!) but it didn't bother me much because I was an atheist at the time. He was 100% bottom, even though he had an amazing dick. What really bothered me was his pet: I didn't see the black cat last time I went there, he refused to tell me what happened to it and I'm pretty sure he did something awful to the poor animal.
2. Dildo Man
This guy owned a sex shop, he had a collection of dildos hidden under the bed and wanted to try them in me. Dream on!
3. The seminarian
Another bottom, really cute but a complete freak. He was expelled from church because he demanded some money from the local priest to buy a chocolate bar (real story!). He later became a catholic priest and went to Brazil; when he returned home on holiday, he called me for sex but, even though I was an atheist at the time, the idea of having sex with a priest terrified me and I said no.
4. Insecure stud
This one was incredibly gorgeous, I was terrified when I first saw him because he was so handsome - I immediately thought 'there's no way this guy is going to have sex me' but somehow he did. He turned out to be extremely insecure about his sexual performance and couldn't stop talking about it but he has NOTHING to worry about.
5. M&M
It's the guy I saw at the shopping centre today and one of the best shags I've ever had. He's 100% top, I gladly bottomed for him but I have to admit I couldn't keep up with him. I asked him to stop before we had to call the paramedics.
6. The Spanish rapist
I'm not sure if this is technically rape because I did want to have sex with him. I didn't want to cum though, but he grabbed me and forced to me to ejaculate.
7. Big Michael
Big black stud, 100% top, he got fed up with me and dumped me but one day he saw me at the local gay sauna screwing a guy and wanted to have sex again. He had this amazing technique that got me screaming - literally screaming: we would do the missionary position and then he pushed my feet all the way back so that he'd get deeper into me.
8. Sex addict
This guy is a genuine sex addict and a creep but incredibly handsome. He sometimes says he's crazy about me, sometimes he totally ignores me. I used to meet him regularly at the beach.
9. Brazilian guy
Huge Brazilian guy with a weight problem. I'm not sure if he's morbidly obese but I'm not prejudiced at all and I actually found him very attractive - he was also muscular and had a pretty face. Like all Brazilian men, he was awesome in bed.
Back to freak #1, I find the subject of black magic fascinating (and terrifying, I take ite very seriously today!), so if you guys have any thoughts on the subject please feel free to share them.
I can't possibly imagine why he even bothered to look at me, let alone fuck me. But I guess that's how men work: when they're really horny, any hole will do.
So I decided to post something on GS about my exes. I have no grudge whatsoever and this is not a revenge thread - I repeat, this is not a revenge thread - even though most of them were complete dorks.
I'm to going to mention just a few of them, believe me this is just the tip of the iceberg:
1. The warlock
This is the guy I mentioned in the title and he really was heavily into black magic. His house looked like a museum, filled with religious artifacts (and guess what? No crucifixes!) but it didn't bother me much because I was an atheist at the time. He was 100% bottom, even though he had an amazing dick. What really bothered me was his pet: I didn't see the black cat last time I went there, he refused to tell me what happened to it and I'm pretty sure he did something awful to the poor animal.
2. Dildo Man
This guy owned a sex shop, he had a collection of dildos hidden under the bed and wanted to try them in me. Dream on!
3. The seminarian
Another bottom, really cute but a complete freak. He was expelled from church because he demanded some money from the local priest to buy a chocolate bar (real story!). He later became a catholic priest and went to Brazil; when he returned home on holiday, he called me for sex but, even though I was an atheist at the time, the idea of having sex with a priest terrified me and I said no.
4. Insecure stud
This one was incredibly gorgeous, I was terrified when I first saw him because he was so handsome - I immediately thought 'there's no way this guy is going to have sex me' but somehow he did. He turned out to be extremely insecure about his sexual performance and couldn't stop talking about it but he has NOTHING to worry about.
5. M&M
It's the guy I saw at the shopping centre today and one of the best shags I've ever had. He's 100% top, I gladly bottomed for him but I have to admit I couldn't keep up with him. I asked him to stop before we had to call the paramedics.
6. The Spanish rapist
I'm not sure if this is technically rape because I did want to have sex with him. I didn't want to cum though, but he grabbed me and forced to me to ejaculate.
7. Big Michael
Big black stud, 100% top, he got fed up with me and dumped me but one day he saw me at the local gay sauna screwing a guy and wanted to have sex again. He had this amazing technique that got me screaming - literally screaming: we would do the missionary position and then he pushed my feet all the way back so that he'd get deeper into me.
8. Sex addict
This guy is a genuine sex addict and a creep but incredibly handsome. He sometimes says he's crazy about me, sometimes he totally ignores me. I used to meet him regularly at the beach.
9. Brazilian guy
Huge Brazilian guy with a weight problem. I'm not sure if he's morbidly obese but I'm not prejudiced at all and I actually found him very attractive - he was also muscular and had a pretty face. Like all Brazilian men, he was awesome in bed.
Back to freak #1, I find the subject of black magic fascinating (and terrifying, I take ite very seriously today!), so if you guys have any thoughts on the subject please feel free to share them.