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[thawoods]

wait for my daily supple of McDonald's

potatoes or sweet potatoes?

[Cridders88]

Sweet Potatoes

Animal or DC?

[IanSaysHi]

Either I'm really tired, or just not down with the kids - no idea what a 'DC' is. So animal I guess?

Describe your life so far, in the style of a clichéd 80s movie.

[thawoods]

back to the future

will you ever try that dung coffee from Indonesia?

[thawoods]

no ......

What brand is your cellphone?

[IanSaysHi]

Okay well first of all to eat a fly burger, we'd need a little backstory first.
Backstory:
Okay so somehow, I end up dead. I stay dead enough that my brain turns into a goo. However, a voodoo practitioner brings me back as an undead minion, however due to my gooey brain, I have no recollection of my life or conscious thought.
My voodoo master then forces my undead body to eat a fly burger. Even as a rotting, brainless corpse, I still throw up the fly burger however because it's rank.
That's how I'd eat a fly burger.

You win a £100/$150 prize to spend in a furniture store. What do you buy?

[IanSaysHi]

Okay well first of all to eat a fly burger, we'd need a little backstory first.
Backstory:
Okay so somehow, I end up dead. I stay dead enough that my brain turns into a goo. However, a voodoo practitioner brings me back as an undead minion, however due to my gooey brain, I have no recollection of my life or conscious thought.
My voodoo master then forces my undead body to eat a fly burger. Even as a rotting, brainless corpse, I still throw up the fly burger however because it's rank.
That's how I'd eat a fly burger.

You win a £100/$150 prize to spend in a furniture store. What do you buy?

Great, after my epic story, tha woods posts first with a monosyllabic answer.
Moment ruined. Oh, and it's an iPhone.

[thawoods]

i will buy myself an mp3 player

have you ever been to Sligo?

[IanSaysHi]

You win a £100/$150 prize to spend in a furniture store. What do you buy?

i will buy myself an mp3 player

have you ever been to Sligo?

An MP3 player is NOT furniture.

No idea what Sligo is.

You win a £100/$150 prize to spend in a furniture store. What do you buy?

[thawoods]

the webcam

can you play at least one musical instrument from either string, woodwind, percussion and brass ... ?