Interview the person below

[Insertnamehere]

Tame them and use them against my enemies

What would your life be like if you were made of wood?

[knickerbuck]

new year's would be hell and you cant go near boy scouts

if you had an iron axe or brass slippers what would you chose?

[Insertnamehere]

Brass slippers. You can't go more badass than that.

You're asked to give a speech at an important event, on the spot, what do you do?

[knickerbuck]

hide ..

if someone asked you to be president, would you?

[Insertnamehere]

Fuck no.

So you are forced to battle with Ian (from-here-Ian). How would you manage to not be completely destroyed?

[Justaguy]

I would distract him with an in-depth cooking or baking question then I'd use that opportunity to get the hell out of there.

If you had to be an ambassador to a newly discovered Alien race, what would you tell them about humanity?

[IanSaysHi]

Speak to the people, not the leaders.

What's the best dish you can cook?

[knickerbuck]

uhm not to brag but i can cook chicken a la king ..

if you had gin and vodka on the other side what would you pick?

[IanSaysHi]

I'm confused. Are you saying I could choose between gin and vodka whilst in heaven or hell??? Either way, vodka.

What's your favourite thing about tables? Discuss.

[Justaguy]

One may place many an object on a table.

What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?