Interview the person below

[knickerbuck]

i dont think so ..

how do you see yourself 10 years from now?

[Insertnamehere]

Let's not do that, please.










Are you on the right path towards goal achievements or are you currently in the middle of a fucking hurricane called "that's-life-deal-with-it?

[IanSaysHi]

I'd say I'm in a gale. But I steered myself into it and part of me is only happy when things aren't settled...

Would you move into a remote country cottage and get paid to write poetry?

[Insertnamehere]

I suck balls at poetry and artsy stuff in general, so I'd starve to death. The cottage bit sounds fine though. I can picture myself on some island cottage (not a fucking tropical one please) living a simpler life.

Someone asks you to share some of your Haribo. Your response is...?

[knickerbuck]

idk what that is ..

you are asked to do a play of Cinderella, which Hollywood actress will you cast as the protagonist?

[Insertnamehere]

You assume I'd even agree to do a play in the first place.

What would be your plan A and plan B to bring about my downfall?

[knickerbuck]

kick you in the ass! ..

masterchef or top chef? ..

[Insertnamehere]

How about neither.

You have 2 divisions of infantry on a valley and 2 artillery ones, each one flanking the infantry from high positions on sorrounding hills. Your enemy is incoming from the south and east trying to encircle you, matching your assets and packing 2 armoured divisions plus air support. How do you get out of this alive?

[knickerbuck]

teleport

you are invited to your nan's wedding which also happens to be your bff's bday, do you go to the wedding or birthday? ..

[Insertnamehere]

Knowing my family, both celebrations would take place all in one big ass event.

You're hungry but food isn't done yet...what do you do? (You're not the one doing the cooking, for once)