How I got my Lover back with spells

[Lexington]

I once did a stand-up bit where I read all my spam e-mail as haiku.

Say, can you cast spells?
Get your lover back today!
White magicks on call.

I'm more skeptical of spellcasting and potions than I am even of Christianity, but if you're casting spells to win a lover back, it's like praying that your football team wins - you're doing it wrong.

Lex

[ck86]

Why is this thread still being indulged....oh I'm guess I'm doing that now too. What a load of bulls**t

Hahaha

[Edward]

Are you really happy to live with the fact that he's with you because of the spell not because you're truly important to him? Magic never leads to anything good.