Is it Rude to Eat on the Couch?

[Rareboy]

Still hungry????

[StingRay]

What about Kelly Johnson (from Below Deck)? A boy and his dog, come on Virge I love you love you dogs. They'd clean up the crumbs you left behind.

That pic of Kelley Johnson makes look like he aged 15 years since Below Deck. If you guys knew him for what he's really like you'd be afraid. From the ways his eyes look he a chronic drunk or smoking some stuff. Either way you can be sure he aint buying for it.

[MENTION=21461]Steve[/MENTION]. You didn't know Ray and I were in the marines with Kel Johnson did ya? We knew him at Camp Pendleton and I have to tell you -- the guy is a total jerk. He treated women like crap and poor Ray was nearly exhausted running a revenge sex service. The way he dropped that gal the last season was EXACTLY the same words he sued on girls back then. I could tell you some fun stuff on Kel. He's such a fucktard -- and I mean that in the nicest way possible. [/B]

[SIZE="5"]It was but maybe 5 women. Virge aint lying about the way KJ drops women. Back in 2009 he went around bragging about his technique of making them feel bad for him that he couldnt date them anymore. He'd lie, leading them on acting like a prince, screw em a few times and already be messing with the next one when he dumped the first.

And that aint even the good gossip on him.[/SIZE]

[Rareboy]

^ I'll bet he'd moan like a 2 buck whore if some guy slipped him the dick though....

Meanwhile.....



cocktails.....

[StingRay]

[SIZE="5"]I meant to say something with my other comment.

When I go in my regular forum where its all straight guys theres always a thread about women sorta like the one you guys are doing here. Except theres one big difference. All the guys you post in here are pretty all natural looking except some who are just way too addicted to gyms. You go and see what jpegs straight guys post its like looking at a contest for the most painted up slut no one would marry or take to a company picnic.[/SIZE]

[Rareboy]

Nothing like a good couch on the beach.....spills just get washed away with the tide.....

[Steve]

I meant to say something with my other comment.

When I go in my regular forum where its all straight guys theres always a thread about women sorta like the one you guys are doing here. Except theres one big difference. All the guys you post in here are pretty all natural looking except some who are just way too addicted to gyms. You go and see what jpegs straight guys post its like looking at a contest for the most painted up slut no one would marry or take to a company picnic.

That's because you've got taste Ray. The kind of women guys post on the web represent every kind of phony fantasy a lot of straight guys think is ideal in one way or another.

But don't gay guys on a pedestal either Ray. GS isn't a forum based around XXX pornography. I can't even begin to explain how twisted some of the other gay chat boards can get in terms of posting pictures of guys. The long and short of it is that men can be dawgs whether we're str8 or gay.
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I like to post guys that aren't cheap meat, which is why I tend to stray toward professional models, or professional photography. It's all still fantasy, but at least its more artistic photography.
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Take Nick Wolanski for example:

(And I'd very much like to take Nick Wolanski, believe me)... He's a professional adult model. But the camerawork is pretty great; the photo is cropped in just the right place to tease the viewer. He has a great body (and equipment), but when I look at his face and especially his eyes, I kind of melt. Beautiful eyes on any guy turn me into a pile of mush every time.
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More artistry in photography... You really can't lose when you have a great model like Paul Olczyk:

It's starting to sound like I have a kink of Polish guys, doesn't it? My ethnicity is Polish, but even I am not that narcissistic. I think I just like real men. Mark's German. Every night I get dressed up like Poland and he invades me!
(Yes, I stole that line. A bunch of you will know exactly who I took that joke from.)
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[MENTION=21084]Virge[/MENTION] Does driftwood count as a couch?

No need to worry about crumbs or stains in that case. Beach crabs can be a bitch though.

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[Rareboy]

Lunchtime.....

[Virge]

Yeah [MENTION=21461]Steve[/MENTION]. Driftwood counts when you use it like he does.

[Rareboy]

I guess this is if you need more iron.....but I'd go for it.

[MikeW]

Wasn't gona participate in this thread but then came upon this and knew I had to post it if for no one other than [MENTION=21084]Virge[/MENTION]:



You can eat it if you can find it!