The person below me!

[Chase]

With the exception to writing, yes. I enjoy writing but haven't made much money self-publishing so far. I'm hoping once I get an agent and get traditionally published, I'll at least make a humble return, but I still write even though I may never make much money. All my other jobs on the other hand are ends to a means.

TPBM likes fluffy animals

[Tjemka88]

I do, especially cats.

TPBM has an academic degree.

[Chase]

Not really. I only have an associates degree in engineering. Most places would take someone with a bachelor's in underwater basket weaving over me, and I can't complete engineering because it's just too hard for me, so I'm trying to get my accounting degree now.

TPBM needs someone else to file their taxes for them

[Tjemka88]

Nope, can do that much myself.

TPBM has had more than 3 sexual partners.

[Bhp91126]

Yes

TPBM calls people who have more sex than he ”˜sluts’

[Chase]

Nope. I call them lucky bastards.

TPBM is a "lucky bastard"

[CellarDweller]

Nope! Long, dry spell here! LOL

TPBM has hired a rent boy or escort before.

[Bhp91126]

Nope, but I was offered money once...

TPBM enjoyed a slutty phase at some point

[CellarDweller]

Actually, no. I was told I needed to go through one, but it never happened.

TPBM wants to go for a walk on the beach at night

[Chase]

Nope, but I was offered money once...

Me too. I was offered $50 once. Is that cheap? I felt like it was cheap, so I turned him down. 

Chuck - I do like beaches, yes. 

TPBM wants to go for a walk in the woods at night.