Just For The Hell Of It !!

[Anocxu]

"Having a bath at 6 am played havoc on my pussy "

Which reminds me..
I'm behind on "keeping up appearances "..

Hyacinth. ..<---That's a character. .

[Cridders88]

"Having a bath at 6 am played havoc on my pussy "

Which reminds me..
I'm behind on "keeping up appearances "..

Hyacinth. ..<---That's a character. .

"Oh Richard, do mind the pedestrian!" :biggrin:

[Steve]

Steve... umm..
Well....
Should we send someone to rescue you?

If your response is "No"..
My next thread is an intervention. ..

Grace: Ape 1! Ape2! There are people at the door! What's an intervention? Here to "help" you? Help you what? Help with me? What fun! New apes to play with! No, Ape 1 is letting them in. Good ape. I'm going to meet them on the stairs. Oh. Hello. Mind if I ride up the rest of these awful steps on your shoe? I'll just jump on and use my claws to grab hold of your pant leg. Damn. I think maybe I scratched you. These are what? Expensive pants? Well, you've got blood on them now, you should clean that. Stop flapping about. You're losing your what? Balance? Well if you hadn't raised your leg on the stairs it might have helped. I thought I was on a carnival ride for a half second. Ape 1! Ape 2! He's falling! Well, fell. Looks like he took two more apes out on the way down. He looks funny. I had no idea you apes could swivel your heads like that. I smell copper. Are you going to paint the foyer red? I like the color. The ones beneath it are leaking. More paint? Are you doing the whole damned stair well in red? It'll look like a Chinese whorehouse. No accounting for taste I guess. Its smelling like bags full of old pennies. Clean it up. Now!

Cellar?
Oh my ...
OK Two massive interventions. .

Zoo on CBS..
Watch it...

Grace: Ape 2! What's a cellar? Downstairs? Oh. Been down there. Remember the big white thing? The sloshy thing with all that water? The one I keep trying to hop into when you open it. Way to spoil my fun. Big black snakes behind it you know. One was freezing. It moved. The warm one too. Watched them real close. Zeroed in. Pounced on them. Full body slam. Took a bunch of times. Tough bastards. Thick ass skin. Snakes made of water? Who knew? Heads just popped off. Success! Killed them. Where were you? Not paying attention to me. Again. Nope. Left me alone down here. Inconsiderate prick. Now I'm wet. I hate that. There's water on the floor. Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Damn! Took you long enough. There's water on the floor down there. Over my paws by now. What's ruined? What's mold? Ape 2! Shut up. Stop whining. What a kitten. Get rid of all that water. Now!

Grace: Zoo? The flat thing with animals in it? My apes stare at it. I like it. Carnage. Bear warned that ape bitch. "Woman you ugly. Stupid too." Who doesn't smell a bear right behind them? They smell like shit in a dump. Bitch deserved to get smacked. Why didn't he just kill her? All that whimpering hurts my ears. Wow. That's a lot of bats. Imagine that city. Bat shit central. Lions were more fun. I wonder how apes taste? Wait 'til we take over. What a party! Maybe a nice buffet? A raw bar? Ape eyeballs look like a delicacy.

HOLY CRAP!!!! You know my cats!!!!!!!!

Yup. Cute. Disarming. Wait til you're not looking and then Bam!! Evil incarnate. Sleeping under the covers with us is one thing, claw acupuncture on my defenseless private parts when she dreams about killing a bird is quite another. What a fast way to wake up in the middle of the night.


Mark committed the unpardonable sin of capturing a photo of me while asleep. He thought Grace looked so cute. Oh well. At least I wasn't drooling.

I had a feeling they were up to crazy crap when they disappear for two days a time! They are catching rides on Greyhound buses to terrorize other people! FRREAKY! All you left out was them going shopping sprees for animals to drop in bed with us.

We can't let Grace out. Mark and I live just south of I-69 (totally honest...and there's a built in joke in there somewhere) and Grace would be flat as Cher's chest. Even if she managed to not get run over, there would be a pile of birds, mice, probably some snakes, a turtle or two (Park Lake isn't far away), and 5 or 10 severely wounded people wanting our names for the lawsuit on the doorstep in the morning.

And the cutesy shit head I'm married to is still giving me shit about me having a macho defect with a rodent in my armpit.

Jay pegged you didn't he?

[Anocxu]

"Oh Richard, do mind the pedestrian!" [emoji3]

Loool...
"It's so hard losing ones daddy at a wine and cheese"

They pretty much catch up with her Dad every other episode.. in between he's always missing..
Lmao..

[Anocxu]

Grace: Ape 1! Ape2! There are people at the door! What's an intervention? Here to "help" you? Help you what? Help with me? What fun! New apes to play with! No, Ape 1 is letting them in. Good ape. I'm going to meet them on the stairs. Oh. Hello. Mind if I ride up the rest of these awful steps on your shoe? I'll just jump on and use my claws to grab hold of your pant leg. Damn. I think maybe I scratched you. These are what? Expensive pants? Well, you've got blood on them now, you should clean that. Stop flapping about. You're losing your what? Balance? Well if you hadn't raised your leg on the stairs it might have helped. I thought I was on a carnival ride for a half second. Ape 1! Ape 2! He's falling! Well, fell. Looks like he took two more apes out on the way down. He looks funny. I had no idea you apes could swivel your heads like that. I smell copper. Are you going to paint the foyer red? I like the color. The ones beneath it are leaking. More paint? Are you doing the whole damned stair well in red? It'll look like a Chinese whorehouse. No accounting for taste I guess. Its smelling like bags full of old pennies. Clean it up. Now!


Grace: Ape 2! What's a cellar? Downstairs? Oh. Been down there. Remember the big white thing? The sloshy thing with all that water? The one I keep trying to hop into when you open it. Way to spoil my fun. Big black snakes behind it you know. One was freezing. It moved. The warm one too. Watched them real close. Zeroed in. Pounced on them. Full body slam. Took a bunch of times. Tough bastards. Thick ass skin. Snakes made of water? Who knew? Heads just popped off. Success! Killed them. Where were you? Not paying attention to me. Again. Nope. Left me alone down here. Inconsiderate prick. Now I'm wet. I hate that. There's water on the floor. Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Ape 2! Damn! Took you long enough. There's water on the floor down there. Over my paws by now. What's ruined? What's mold? Ape 2! Shut up. Stop whining. What a kitten. Get rid of all that water. Now!

Grace: Zoo? The flat thing with animals in it? My apes stare at it. I like it. Carnage. Bear warned that ape bitch. "Woman you ugly. Stupid too." Who doesn't smell a bear right behind them? They smell like shit in a dump. Bitch deserved to get smacked. Why didn't he just kill her? All that whimpering hurts my ears. Wow. That's a lot of bats. Imagine that city. Bat shit central. Lions were more fun. I wonder how apes taste? Wait 'til we take over. What a party! Maybe a nice buffet? A raw bar? Ape eyeballs look like a delicacy.



Yup. Cute. Disarming. Wait til you're not looking and then Bam!! Evil incarnate. Sleeping under the covers with us is one thing, claw acupuncture on my defenseless private parts when she dreams about killing a bird is quite another. What a fast way to wake up in the middle of the night.



We can't let Grace out. Mark and I live just south of I-69 (totally honest...and there's a built in joke in there somewhere) and Grace would be flat as Cher's chest. Even if she managed to not get run over, there would be a pile of birds, mice, probably some snakes, a turtle or two (Park Lake isn't far away), and 5 or 10 severely wounded people wanting our names for the lawsuit on the doorstep in the morning.


Jay pegged you didn't he? [emoji23]

Steve..
I got nothing...

Just lock up your credit cards and stuff..
Would hate to think you're funding a revolution!

After reading that post..
I don't think you have a choice. .
You're pretty much a hostage..

Just..
Well..
Can't say too much now..
This thread is evidence!

Poor guy..!
*tear*

[Steve]

Too bad I'd make an ugly woman huh?
I'd look like a chocolate covered Shrek. .
*sigh*

Nuh-uh. You'd be right purdy.



It isn't weird that I'd want to look up your fabulous frock either, is it? I want to see the lovely ornaments you hide there. They're often hand blown aren't they?

Steve..
I got nothing...

Just lock up your credit cards and stuff..
Would hate to think you're funding a revolution!

After reading that post..
I don't think you have a choice. .
You're pretty much a hostage..

Just..
Well..
Can't say too much now..
This thread is evidence!

Poor guy..!
*tear*

I know. Call it Stockholm syndrome.

We've spoiled her beyond redemption. I just feel lucky that she hasn't picked up a coke habit, and getting into cars with strange savannahs. Still, it'd be nice to have a savannah in the family. Up our street cred. Maybe she won't shame us too badly after all.

[Anocxu]

Lmao...
Eww..
Who is the thug?
Oh..
It's me..

*shake's head*

Yup.. thank God I kicked my creatine habit...

So Steve..
I guess you're just a happy hostage!..

Thank God you're not forced into sex slavery..

As I was. .

At band camp...

[Virge]

Our pair have completely different personalities.
Dazz is totally laid back, calm and silent except when you step on his toes or the dogs annoy him. He has perfected the "Jeez! You really really are a dumb ass!" stare... and the "You Really Need to be bossing someone else around besides me" indignant sneer.

Then there's Tig... He's OCD. He freaks out of anything being moved or left out of place.... and he paces around wailing about it. Yesterday it was a basket of laundry sitting in the floor of the common room downstairs. I put it on top of the washer and he shut up and came upstairs. This morning it was the office door being shut that set him off.... and the great thing about taking down the Christmas trees and decorations is we can stop listening to him complain about them. He even tattles on the dogs when they get on furniture. God forbid if the ficus tree drops a leaf. He's obsessed about the dishwasher always being shut and all the shower doors being open. One time he was pacing all over the livingroom wailing and I couldn't find what was wrong. Then I found red plastic paper clip on the top step. Once I picked it up he shut his mouth and layed there.

[LONDONER]

I love how this thread has evolved into a kitten thread..

Am I the only one that realizes. .
Kittens will rule the earth eventually?

Kittens? Who said kittens?

http://video-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-...e=55C23DD7

[Anocxu]

You too Londoner?
The black and white little guy reminds me of me....

During foreplay. ..
Lol