Yo momma so fat.....

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat, the earth tilts 1^0 more

[trywait]

yo momma so fat that two parking spaces aint big enough for her @ss

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat Mayweather thought she was Pac-man.

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat, she'd bounce instead of walk !

[Scootaloo]

ymsf her belly button gets home 30 mins before she does

[thawoods]

yo momma so dumb, she thought jack was a bean-stalk

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat, she could displace the dead sea

[Cridders88]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Rocky Road

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat she gave birth to Jupiter

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat, her cup-size says, "big dipper."