yo momma so fat, the earth accelerated when she walks.
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yo momma so fat, that when she diets, the market would crash.
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yo momma so fat, she'd take a light-year on the tread-mill.
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yo momma so fat, her belt is the asteroid belt.
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yo momma so fat, that when you press the breaks, she gets thrown out of the window!
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yo momma so fat that when she dives into the pool, you get wet.
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Yo momma so fat, Genghis Khan couldn't explore her.
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Yo momma so fat, she floats in her own piss.
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Yo momma so fat, she could hear the turkeys grow.
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Yo momma so fat.....
