the If/Will game

[knickerbuck]

If I'm exposed to all the radioactive ones, I certainly will.

If you have a machete will you machete someone?

let me rephrase that, .."can you finally die? (meaning, will that be enough to make you happy)
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nope ..

If i gave you a fish will you eat it?

[Insertnamehere]

Yeah, I can die in peace, yeah, I will cook and eat it

If you have a katana will you katana someone?

[knickerbuck]

nope ..

if i gave you an edible seaweed, will you eat it? ..

[Insertnamehere]

Yeah

If you have oil will you deep fry someone?

[knickerbuck]

probably

if you had dandruff, what remedy would you use?

[Cridders88]

Anti-Dandruff Shampoo. And stay away from dark shirts.

If you realised that that the world you live in wasn't actually real, would you panic or just carry on as you were?

[knickerbuck]

i think i would vanish .. lol ..

if you had the power of transfiguration, would you be delighted? would you use it to turn something into something? (please specify that "something")

[Insertnamehere]

Not delighted, no. Would probably turn into a tank.

If you have a fork will you fork someone?

[knickerbuck]

nope .. just give me a hammer ..

if i gave you a piece of refined osmium, what would you do with it? ..

[Insertnamehere]

Eat it

If you had a ninja would you ninja people?