the If/Will game

[knickerbuck]

yep ..

if you were given a shuriken, will you shuriken someone?

[Insertnamehere]

Several people

If you have Hong Kong will you one-country-two-system someone?

[knickerbuck]

uhm, elaborate if you may ..

if smileys were real faces, would you still use them? ..

[Cridders88]

Probably not, that would be weird!

If you had recurring nasty nightmares each night, would you go to a doctor?

[MikeMercury]

Yes, as long as he wasn't part of them.

If you were a constipated mathematician would you work it out with a pencil and paper?

[knickerbuck]

omg .. probably ..

if you met someone famous, will you take their autograph?

[Cridders88]

Depends who they are. Not really fussed to be honest.

If you saw someone on fire and there was no water about, would you piss on them?

[knickerbuck]

haha .. yeah X)~

If you see a dog whimpering and a cat purring, will your tend to the dog or to the cat?

[Cridders88]

The dog. I prefer cats, but if the dog is clearly in distress it would need my attention more.

If snake slithers into your bedroom, will you panic?

[knickerbuck]

nope ...it depends how big the snake is .. butt ,, this has happened to me twice .. hehe ..

if marilyn monroe fell in love with you, will you tend to her? hehe ..