King of the Hill (The Awesome way)

[XRIMO]

First I flatten the tires on her scooter to immobilize her. Then I take my friend, mr. bat, to her. Teach her to say I needed a haircut.

I defend the hill with cheetahs with laser beams attatched to their heads.

[Star Twister]

I came storming back up that hill and lured the Cheetahs into a false sense of security by tickling them and then getting the Jedhi to use the force and beat them off with their light sabers.

Now I re-defend the hill........


What with you ask?


MY POM POM GIRLS




Five of them to be exact




HA HA THIS HILL IS MINE !!!!!

[Star Twister]

Am I taking this game yoo seriously

[XRIMO]

Of course you aren't, thats why I found a jock to knock up your cheerleaders.

Now I defend the hill with this guy ->

[Lightshade]

I simply tell Sephiroth that your defender has stolen his favorit sword.

Then he goes and owns your defender, because Sephiroth will own every (bad?) guy from any FF game ever. Alone with his coolness

After both are gone, I conquer the undefended Hill and defend him with nothing else then Kermit the mighty Frog!

[sox-and-the-city]

Miss Piggy should see to him nicely, he won't be defending naythig when he smells of pork...

I defend the hill with cheese 'n' onion yoghurt, which i just discovered actually exists

[Genersis]

Your kidding.....right?
Please tell me your joking?
Well i'm beat.......UNLESS scientists discover it is of alien origin and take it away to be examined. HA!

I defend it with a Cyborg Rubber Ducky from the 28th century armed with a Gattling Laser.

[Sir King]

I yell 10010101001110101010101110101 and the robot blows up!

I defend the castle with Williem Shatners Cockyness!

[marshlander]

I run at William Shatner and whip off his wig. Not feeling so cocky now are you, big boy?!

I have no idea why I'd want to defend this hill, but I plant roses to give it minimal added value.

[Genersis]

I will, mercifuly, leave your roses intact, they sure are pretty(No double agent tricks, ok!?).

I defend the hill with MEM(ManEattingMold).
I think you will find there appetite rather......voracious.