weirdest thing you've stuck in your ass.

[ilovethesummmer]

so c'mon guys, whats the weirdest thing you've stuck in your arse?
ive done tons :|
Carrot,
cucumber,
Banana
marker pen,
Toilet role holder
hair brush
what about you and which was best?( i have to say the 8 inch carrot!)

[CardShark]

A duck feather pillow, all the way in.

[princealbertofb]

Not sure it's a suitable question to ask on a public forum like this, so why don't we just invent things that would be out of proportion like....

an ELEPHANT???

Yeah? well, it had to be pink!!!!

[CardShark]

Not sure it's a suitable question to ask on a public forum like this, so why don't we just invent things that would be out of proportion like....

an ELEPHANT???

Yeah? well, it had to be pink!!!!

Well you beat me!

[ilovethesummmer]

oh, im new here, so sorry if im now allowed to post things like this
but theres about spit and swallow, penis size etc.

[princealbertofb]

Yes, I know there is... but... not necessarily information that you ought to be sharing with the whole planet...

This is a rather far-fetched idea... Just transform the question into: "What sizeable funny thing can you think of putting up your ass (and then you've got to go to the hospital to have it retrieved, eh????"
That'll be funnier... I think.

That's why Card's answer was funny...

[CardShark]

Yeah personally I'm here because its a nice forum without all 'what position do you prefer', 'share pirctures of your butt' etc.

I would say if you want that go somewhere else, I can suggest a few places but other than that I would like to say my own opinion please keep the forum clean mile:

[fudger]

Jupiter and three of it's moons:eek:

[princealbertofb]

I had the greatest trouble having the doctors let me keep my ELEPHANT and not take it to the RSPCA.

[princealbertofb]

Jupiter and three of it's moons:eek:

YIKES!! That must have been firy!!!